banned for putting the tea to a boil but ignoring the beans laying around

Banned for reading tea leaves and thinking its a novel bestseller.

Banned for keeping best selling tea leaves to yourself.

Banned for reading

banned for using the number line

Banned for lining up numbers all in a row.

Banned for the pretty maids all in a row.

banned for calling the maids out

Banned for calling the maids names unbecoming of virginal lassies who have yet to kiss a boy.

Banned for assuming the maids are virgins

banned for liking your drinks that way

Banned for swilling Kentucky Blue Grass.

Banned fer not trying scrumpy.

banned for going for the pinko vodka

Banned fer swillin' tha bilge cos tha cap'n stopped yer rum rashions.

Banned for being so drunk that your forum post had an accent

banned for mocking someone's accent without acknowledging your own

Banned for dialects.

Banned for accentuating the Klingon dialect just to get noticed at the sci-fi fair.

Banned for partying with Ferengi women.

*hint, all Ferengi women go naked*

Banned for attending the Ferengi orgy with just one condom and a pair of crutches in case ya can't walk home afterwards.

Banned for indulging in extra vehicedicular adventures.   

Banned for adventuring at all

banned for puttering around the house

Banned for puttering around the golf course in Lilliput on a putt putt mini bike cos a Harley woulda scared off all the Lilliputians.