Banned for encouraging culture. It's the death panels next, I tells ya!

banned for discourging culture.

Banning for supporting diplomacy.

Banned for a non sequitor.

Banned because I see dead people

Banned for necrophilia.

banned for dogaphilia.

Banned for Doa-a-philipotionwhatever

banned for getting confused inside your own post

Banned for not knowing i confuse myself constantly(which is true anyway)

banned for being truthful about confusing one self.

Banned for not admiting that you confuse yourself to, hey we all do it

Banned for trying to confuse me more by uhhh....

....

Uh banned because i just confused myself again! 

Banned twice for confusing me by beating me to the ban!

Banned a third time for making me forget somthing i was going to do!!

Banned for making me laugh, and banned for burning your toast...

Banned because i haven't eaten toast for a week...

Banned for not eating toast for a week, I had some this morning

Now i gotta go shovel snow....oh joy...

banned for joyfully shoveling snow

Banned for not recognizing sarcasm (or is it irony?).

banned for stealing half of scoutdogs name.

Banned for Uh.... (confused myself again!)...

Banned for moaning about names!

banned for being a moaner.

Banned because he was actually being anti-moan.

Banned for not being a moaner.....or are you?

banned for although he was being anti-moaning he was moaning about moaning.

Banned for complex moaning.