banned for angering the Penguin of Death

banned for changing your penguin to the Sad Penguin

banned because Death is the inverse of Linux, not sadness

but thank you for implying that Linux=happiness, which is true

banned for thinking Linux=happiness, I was thinking more the blue/black coloration said it

linux does = happiness

do you even know what it is?

banned for judging a penguin based on his looks

Banned for banning every other post.

banned for scribbling all over your avatar

banned because you broke the cycle

and also because weve already covered that

Banned for cycling.

banned for not recycling

banned for not using simleys       (\B):vulcan:(\B)      

PIZZA!!!!!!

banned for using smiles and not sharing the pizza

Banned for using pizza and not sharing the smilies.

banned for being pizza and/or smiley haters

Banned because I'm only one person, not plural.

Banned because theres a very good chance you might be plural.

banned because hes definitely plural

Banned for insinuating............ uhhhhhh............. things.

banned for  not liking things.

banned for confusing me

all of you

banned for caring about being confused or not.

banned for not worshiping tree-octopi

the plural of octopus is octopi, not octopuses

Banned for following this ridiculous impersonation of the BanGame

banned cause im awesome like that  

Banned for being a slave to the LinuxPenguin.