Torrets Guy!

Lol i prly spelt it wrong, but i dont care! Lol ahead will be ton of profanity ahead, as that is the nature of turrets guy!

Health: 1000

Mana:550

Damage:240-350

AS: .96 seconds

MS:4.5

Taunts:

"Tits!"

"Ah Shit!"

"Fuckin Tits!"

"Cocky fuck!"

"Fucker!"

"Dick whore!"

"Fuck you asshole!"

Abilities:

Outburst of Anger: 150 Mana, instant CT, 5 CD, Effects: turrets guy bursts into an outrage of intense anger, giving him double damage and attack speed, but causing all attacks to deal 50% more damage to him.

Asshole Stomp: 250 Mana, .3 CT, 5 CD, Effects: Turrets guy yells ASSHOLE! into the air, slowing all enemies MS by 30% and reducing armor by 75%, and Turrets Guy stomps the ground dealing 450 Damage in massive Aoe.

I have Problems, Bitch: Passive, Gives Turrets guy +35% mana and Damage, and a 5% chance to go insane, and deal 2x damage and attack 350% faster, but be out of control for 15 seconds.

Ah, Tits!: Passive, Turrets guy has a 35% whenever he is fighting female DG's to grab their tits, dealing 1500 damage, and stunning them for .8 seconds. Whenever he is fighiting Male Demigods, he has a chance to kick them in the testicles, dealing 10000 damage, and forcing them to lose reporductive capabiities.

Heal me Bitch!:  150 mana, instant CT, 30 sec CD, Effects: turrets guy forces a nearby ally demigod to heal him by any means neccessary. If ally demigod has a potion, sigil, Universal Gadget, or she is a sedna and has Heal, he forces his ally to heal him with any of these ways. If nothing of the above exists, then turrets guy steals 50% of Health of his ally, as a healing way, and for punishment for not healing him. Bitch!