There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, holds a sign up to the window that says, "Where am I?" In response, the office worker holds up a sign saying, "You're in a plane." The pilot does a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.

The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple" replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct, but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and I knew where the airport was from there."

http://www.instantsfun.es/badumtss

did you ask before sitting on ts?

-Exiled Possum

Of course not.  Asking beforehand would be the polite thing to do.

lol, the real question is, will anyone else get on?

The answer is no since I was on for a few hours before going to breakfast and when I had come back, still no one else had come on and then because I had been up all night, I logged out and took a nap.

Sorry Stant.

I am updating my computer because I finally buckled down and wiped the dang thing. That virus was slowing things down and annoying the heck outta me.

The good news is that that virus no longer exists. The bad news is that I have to reinstall everything from scratch.

Don't apologize.  I expected it.

As for the reinstall...  Hahaha.  Yeah, that sucks.  Enjoy your Saturday. =Þ

May have to do that soon myself. >.<

Don't blame me for YOUR computer troubles...

I am currently under fire because I messed with the School system's computer network. Needless to say I got into trouble for honorable intentions, as I was trying to allow one of my teachers to access that network from a different computer.

sigh...

Wasn't blaming you. Just the usual trouble with computers.

I was joking because of those hectic events...

lol, I figured, but it was fun to respond that way

-Exiled Possum

Once again at a lose for words I see.

If you can't find your pants, look under your alternate universe.

or in your shelf

-Exiled Possum

I would be there with ya but I now work for slavers. Im on day 15 straight, 12.5 hrs a day.

I think the breaks Federal Regulations.

I lol'd squared.

What? I am late?

MEH

sheep is for the weak

-Exiled Possum

possum is for hoodlums

meh

Altaux - Bringing stupid back

Nope.  As long as there is 8 hours between mandatory shifts, and they get a 1 hour break during each 8 hour work period and a 15 minute break at every 4th hour, and all time after 40 hours for the week is paid as overtime, and the employee receives benefits equal to that of a full time employees even if they're at-will, temporary, or part time employees when they exceed 60 hours in a single week, the feds don't give a damn because they score on the FICA tax.

lol what can I say, I work Union

and another large catch of fish for the cyats to eat.

harpo