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Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Last person to post wins, unless they are a moderator or admin.

Basically, this game is played so that the last person who post wins. What do they win? The ThreadKiller's Achievement; The honor of being the last person to post by virtue of the content of their post. However, moderators, admins, and anyone else who has the ability to lock the thread are disqualified from winning the ThreadKiller's Achievement, if they win by locking. If the thread is won by method of locking, the "winner" gains the Achievement Of Reprehensible Epic Lameness.

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Reply #8026 Top

yes it is

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #8027 Top

no it isn't

make for stuff up

Reply #8029 Top

sounds typical to me

Reply #8030 Top

usually, there's a more gradual upgrade cycle so businesses can ignore for a while then switch, this is more like two decades but everyone knew there was going to be a problem and now it's going to be all like 'why the f didn't we take care of this sooner?' and I'm going to laugh at them

Reply #8031 Top

Some of us will never notice any functional difference. Why? Because some of us worker bees see the end of the world coming and just stack up as much toilet paper as we can, soaking it in kerosene while drooling over the morbid image of what the flames will look like when they reach into the air and knock over 747s with their warmth. That and some of us have already downloaded our emergency porn.

Reply #8032 Top

Meh, as long as I can play my computer games (all of which don't need the internet) I will be happy

Reply #8033 Top

If I were stuck on a deserted island for ten years with two games, I would only want the original Crackdown and Just Cause 2.  If it was one game it'd be JC2.

Reply #8034 Top

having insane neighbors in your house gets tiresome.  go the hell away lady

Reply #8035 Top

if I were stuck on a deserted island, I would look at the two games in my hands and wonder why I didn't bring something to survive on since a lack of power kinda shoots it in the foot.

Reply #8036 Top

If I were stuck on a deserted island I wouldn't care for video games. I would prefer books.

Reply #8037 Top

yeah but see, if I were stuck on a deserted island I'd probably shoot myself anyway.  that'd be feckin boring.

Reply #8038 Top

shoot yourself with a game? I think you brought the wrong item

Reply #8039 Top

Personally wouldn't shoot myself, the will to live is to far ingrained. Plus I have a very good imagination and would most likely enjoy it.

Reply #8040 Top

i would make a lubricant from crab paste and whack it every day until I was saved. I would then go up to the last chick I saw naked and tell her, "you saved me... can I see you cans again?"

Reply #8041 Top

I tire of this game.

But I can't seem to stop playing.

Reply #8042 Top

Pants?

Reply #8043 Top

are we still on the same page?

 

-Exiled Possum

Reply #8044 Top

forum wise, yes.

mentally, no.

but I'm still making plans for that crab paste.

Reply #8045 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 8044
forum wise, yes.

mentally, no.

but I'm still making plans for that crab paste.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Wait, what is this 'mental'?  Whatever it is, it sounds like it describes the people in the book I'm reading.

Reply #8046 Top

books are fun

Reply #8047 Top

Quoting tesb, reply 8043
are we still on the same page?
End of tesb's quote

pants have pages?  I hope we're not in the same pants.  that would be weird

Reply #8048 Top

depends on your preferences...

this being the internet, I fully believe it would be weird.

Maybe if this weren't such a sausage fest, I would say we have options.

Reply #8049 Top

lunatics are running the asylum

Reply #8050 Top

and somehow the whole operation runs like goose shit. mmm... smooth.