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THIS MORON NEEDS TO BE RESURRECTED AND PUT THROUGH THE HELL THAT THE REST OF US HAD TO SUFFER DUE TO HIS MINNOW-BRAINED, DIRT EATING, TESTICLE SHRIVELED, HALF WITTED ACTIONS!

and when he has suffered all that, then I will cuss him out

flipside

SUNS WIN!

Probably was a murder suicide except he couldn't shoot himself so he got the cops to shoot him.  Suicide by cop.  I don't think he even bothered to consider the traffic delays.  Deranged people typically don't.

You're lucky in the sense that you get so worked up over traffic delays.  Gridlock is a twice a day or more occurrence here in and around LA and most of us just deal with it as a fact of life and are numb to it's mental attack.  Hell I remember driving up the 101 into Hollywood one time and traffic was all backed up for no reason at all and I drove approximately 1 mile over the span of 1 hour.  I'll let you do the math on how fast the average speed was.  That specific example is the worst I've ever been in, but typical days aren't usually much better.  Average 15 to 20 miles per hour on the busy freeways and highways.  That's just life for us in SoCal.  We enjoy our vast parking lot network.

Fair enough.

Houston is just as messed up with traffic, but when someone compounds the problem, it doesn't make us any happier. Of course, we have the firepower to both make sure the cops don't get all the fun and keep the zombies at bay. I myself have enough ammunition to take out over 5000 zombies if I don't waste a shot.

rofl

thanks guys

No prob. Here, have some 7.62x54R.

thanks

*takes ammo, loads rifle and begins to fill dead body with bullets*

aaaahhhhh, that felt good

someone has to keep this most glorious thread alive

and that someone is me

-Exiled Possum

Somebody has to win too!

I'll take one for the team, guys.  Go on without me, I'll be okay, really.

What?  Nobody's leaving?

Yay for teamwork!

-Twilight Storm

yes teamwork rules

YAYZ!!!   YOU'RE ALL SUCH GOOD FRIENDS, NOT LEAVING ME BEHIND!!!

-Twilight Storm

There should be sarcasm behind that statement, not tears of joy. But at least you appreciate the little things.

the little things

minor details

Yip, you're all minor details

-Twilight Storm

Lock.

And.

Load.

 <-------------pigeon

-Twilight Storm

A Good Clean Kill

Back to that. I would say this has gone full circle, but I'm thinking it's a small loop in a large wiggly line.

agreed

one circle? it never was one it is standing still and spinning.

-Exiled Possum

I prefer two circles

Dude, the past 24 hours have been absolutely messed for me. I earned 100 bucks while having fun, saw Iron Man 2 (awesome film, btw), got some Brazilian tail, and my Mother's Day plans got screwed because my nephew decided to wander off and we had ourselves a little manhunt that involved half the neighborhood, two cops, and now CPS agents. Rock and fuckin' roll.

that sucks, especially when it starts good and ends crappy

SUNS SWEEP THE SPURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5k

Xer0 \^/