I would give you karma, but you aren't asian.

I would give you karma, but you are raceist.

harpo

I would give you karma but the last time i gave karma, they became power-hungry, tried to take over the world, and then epicly failed to wake me up to go to school while they started the situation in the middle east and convinced the world that global warming is not an issue...and then i got bedhead

I would give you karma, but you lost your head

harpo

id give you karma but your post was pure rambling.

I would give you karma, but you used contractions

harpo

I would give you karma but bahhhhhhhhh

I would give you karma but you did not give any useful reason

I would give you karma but you won't finish what you're

I would give you karma, but my mouse mysteriously broke while I was typing this.

I would give you karma, but my cyats ate the mouse

harpo

I would give you karma, but I know I would lose karma if I did.

I would give you karma, but your avatar is angry

harpo

I would give you karma but I'm a high ranking General so I dont owe you anything

 and dont u mean 'kelpto' not harpo.

I would give you karma, but you claim to be a high ranking klepto with dislexia and an inability to travel in straight lines

harpo

I would give you Karma, but you don't know the difference between Candle Jack and a gho

I would give you karma but you got im ny of insulting the klepto aka harpo aka retard

I would give you karma, but you called me a klepto you fraud

harpo

I would give you karma, but the tubes for the interweb are clogged.

I'd give you karma, but I if I haven't already then you don't spend enough time on the Elemental forums

(Annatar11 has less karma there, so its where I pretty exclusively hang out)

I'd give you karma, but I'm too sexy for my shirt.

I'd give you karma, but you haven't given me reason to

harpo

i would give you karma but the day 9/9/09  has already passed and 9/9/99 isnt here

I would give you karma, but only general I respect now a days is colon powell.

I would give you karma but karma is something earned.