"I would give you karma, but. . ." Game

In each reply, simply include the prase "I would give you karma, but" and insert a funny/rediculous reason why not to. And don't even THINK about it Anatar11. Anatar11 may now play if chosen to.

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Reply #2 Top

I would give you karma, but I'm trying to horde as much of it as I can in an attempt to overthrow Frogboy and seize control of Stardock.

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Reply #3 Top

...but your avatar reminds me of the French flag.

Reply #4 Top

But you have two 9s and two 4s in your member number.

Reply #5 Top

...there is no negative karma

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Reply #6 Top

I would give you karma but it would have to be two times the current amount add 57 to that subtract 1 and multiply by 0.

Reply #7 Top

I would give you Karma, but you used too much math for the answer just to be zero.

Reply #8 Top

I would give you Karma, but my smoke detector went off for some reason and I had to go fix it.

Reply #9 Top

I would give you Karma but you already have enough.

Reply #10 Top

I would give you Karma, but I'm just too lazy to press the button.

Reply #11 Top

I would like to give you Karma but i am afraid that beard might continue to grow.

 

Reply #12 Top

I would give you karma, but I don't know how to count in metric.

Reply #13 Top

I would give you karama, but I'm afraid I'd lose some of mine.

Reply #14 Top

I would give you karma...but I just plain don't like you.

j/k lol

Reply #15 Top

I would give you karma, but you don't know how to spell ridiculous...

Reply #16 Top

I would give you karma, but I was recently told we're only allowed to give it to Chuck Norris.

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Reply #17 Top

I would give you karma, but you're raging too much

Reply #18 Top

I would give you karma but your avatar looks really really gay

Reply #19 Top

I would give you karma but your elite stormtroopers got pwned by rebels with ewoks for back up.

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Reply #20 Top

I would give you karma, but it is too darn early in the morning to be posting let alone thinking.

Reply #21 Top

I would give you Karma, but I don't believe in the Imperial system

Reply #22 Top

I would give you karma but you started another stupid forum game that I refuse to play in! Crap, I just did...

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Reply #23 Top

I would give you karma but queen of thorns threatened to tenticle rape me if I did!!!!

Reply #24 Top

I would give you karma, but you used an exorbentant amount of exclamation points.

Reply #25 Top

I would give you Karma, but you have ghost for your avatar.

Also, if someone gives a really funny reason, give that person karma.