The question: Who do you think the last person alive in the world will be (among those who exist right now)? Give us your vote and reasoning. And no Chuck Norris responses, please.

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And no Chuck Norris responses, please.

Damn it, there goes my guess.

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Not to steal a Robin Williams bit, but Kieth Richards. He's been on this planet so long and he's still alive. He's done enough drugs to make the Osbournes look Amish. He'll be there at the end of the world, sitting with 6 cockroaches who survived the nuclear apocolypse. He'll just look at one of them and go "You know I snorted one of your uncles, did you know that?"

Reply #3 Top

You misspelled Survivor.

You really cant tell who will live and who will die, as recent events have shown (Farrah Fawcett, Micheal Jackson, and now Billy Mays, the annoying commerical guy)

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You really cant tell who will live and who will die

Well, actually, I can tell you who will die...

Everyone. At least at some point.

:D

 

Reply #6 Top

Quoting soasertsus, reply 1

And no Chuck Norris responses, please.


Damn it, there goes my guess.

My thoughts exactly. I guess I'm going to have to go with Mr. T. Or Bill Gates, because he has the money to build an imortality machine:erk: . Or maybe Elvis. I know he's out there in space with the aliens. I saw him when I was abducted;P

Reply #8 Top

Huh. I guess everybody in our "Gang" ended making a forum game... Except scoutdog (but I have yet to check...).

Me and my Avatar Fight

Veers and his Pick a Side

You and your Survivor... huh.

I'd have to say any American, because we have at least SOME missile defense for when N. Korea/ Iran goes totally PMS on us.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #9 Top

Fred Savage.

Seriously, a horrible transition from child actor to adult actor, very lame bit parts and some seriously questionable hair styles hasn't managed to kill this guy off so I doubt Nuclear Fire stands much of a chance.

Reply #10 Top

Yay! I finally breathed life into a Forum instead of killing it like I normally do!:rofl:

(seriously, though. I think I might have killed the You're Banned post...:( )

Koda0 (^)

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(seriously, though. I think I might have killed the You're Banned post... )

Koda0 (^)

Doubt. Over 9,100 bans have been posted, and I'm expecting my game to break 10,000 bans pretty soon.

Reply #12 Top

Once it reaches 10,000 posts it'll have disproven the law that all threads become de-railed and devolve into flame wars, and the Universe will fold in upon itself - luckily, thanks to this thread, we'll know who is going to survive.

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Yup. Apperently, sometime late tonite, early tommorow morning, American Eastern Standar Time, only Fred Savage, Bill Gates, Mr. T., Keith Richards and Mr. Rogers. That's kinda depressing, though. All of the survivors of the Apacoplyse are going to have to go gay... since there's not going to be any chicks left...;P

Koda0 (^)

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The horrible irony is that Mr. Rogers is dead. Atleast there won't be any *insert explative of your choice ending in -ing* hippies. I don't like them and they don't like me. What about Bigfoot (I KNOW HE ONLY HAS SIZE 9'S, WHATEVER)? Surely if Hollywood and cospiracy theorists couldn't kill it, then nukes won't. By the way, is Big foot a female? . . .

oh crap:puke:

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Reply #16 Top

Hmmm... so. Sunday nite, everybody is just SOOO busy that they leave me alone here in the forums. Fine. Ok. I don't need you! I don't need any of you!X( X( X( XO XO XO :'( :'( :'( X( X( #:( :hugme: .

Koda0 (^)

Reply #17 Top

dramatic, are you? Have you forgotten that I was on for ALL of Saterday, and yet where were you?

Reply #18 Top

Saturday during the DAY or Saturday during the NIGHT? There's a difference. Since my parents A: don't know I chat on the forums, B: don't know I have a Yahoo account and C: have a phobia of ppl they've never met, I can only come on here, and the internet at large for that matter, when they're out or sleeping.

And yes, I looooove to be dramatic. It really helps when you want people to do things they wouldn't otherwise do.;P

Koda0 (^)

Reply #19 Top

OK, do check the corrupt a wish thread, though.

Reply #20 Top

Ok, will do. even though that has nothing to do w/ our prior conversation.;P

Koda0 (^)

Reply #21 Top

I will be the last person alive in this world!

I just have this much self-confidence that I will be. LOL

 

Reply #22 Top

Will you shield yourself in your Primary Colors cube?

Koda0 (^)

Reply #24 Top

Niiiice... I'd just hide inside of my pants until it was over.

Koda0 (^)

Reply #25 Top

Is there. . . .nevermind, that would be out of character.