Banned cuz it's got to be better than getting stoned.

banned for plastering Paris at Troy. Helen will be pissed.

Banned because there's going to be Helen toupee.

banned for wearing Helen's ass as a hat.

banned for hat noises

banned for it's the sound of freshness

Banned for it encourages brain farts.

Banned because you need no encouragement to have brain farts.... hehe, threads like this are like brain laxatives to you, aren't they?

Banned for the shit doth fly in the face of your post.

Banned for impersonating Messiah1.... flinging poo is HIS thing.

Banned for being a dark messiah.

Banned for mistaking my identity.... I'm a brown shadow

Banned for only the shadow knows.

banned for shadowing me

Banned for trying to give the Shadow the slip by standing in the light

Banned for light shadows and avoiding the brown goop.

Banned because it looks like some villain or another has totally taken down scroogle.org.

I'm used to the occasional 'they think we're a bot and we're down for a bit' page, but now my ISP (Cox) can't even resolve the domain name. Instead, I get a search page w/ a first link to the scrotum topic at health.justanswer.com.

Even weirder, no site:forums.RandomStardockDomain.com for scroogle get any hits, even though I've seen plenty of discussion about the service around here. A plain Google search for scroogle just now yielded only 14 hits.

How's that for a pseudo-solipsist digression ban, Scoutdog?

Maybe not spot on on account of scrotums being quite close to the sources of brown shadows & goop... 

Banned because it needs salt.

Banned for some ketchup wouldn't hurt either.

Banned for grossing me out. You guys need help. LMAO

Banned for grossing out. 

Banned for grossing in.

Banned for being overly gross on account of shunning everything other than neuroanatomy and hardware.

Also banned because I still can't get a hit at scroogle.org. Screw whoever is behind this mess, and I mean in a hardware way, not a wholesome sexual way.

banned for excessive pontification

Banned because I'm no papist, although I confess to having had impure thoughts about more than one of your brown-clad colleagues...