Banned because an open mind must be balanced with a purposeful will.

Banned because feeble minds make feeble choices.

banned for you don't need to see my identification

Banned because these aren't the droids you're looking for...

banned so you can move along

Banned for needing a bigger house.

banned for my house is big enough

banned brcause you're lieing.
You live in a box.

Banned for lieing because liers lie with their lieing lies.

Ooops

oh wait, it's actually: "Banned for lying, because liars lie with their lying lies."

Banned because you are deceived.

That is the White House.

banned for burning the Presidential House and forcing the US to make it White in the rebuild

Banned because ROFL

Banned for because.

Banned for being cut off in mid sente-

Banned for trying but not getting

Banned for whose weed are you smoking?

*Grabs Nightstick*

Banned because I don't do weed, I do crack. (JK)

Banned for cracking up, ya crack-head.

banned for yolks on you

Banned in the crack.

banned because ha ha ha...

Banned for its not funny anymore, now that Ryat showed up...

banned for letting the party stop

Banned because it drives me 'round the bend every time I think about how much good legalizing weed would do for the economy and public budgets.

The time might be coming at last. Gallup's been polling about the issue for decades, and just recently they found 50% nationwide support for legalization. 

Banned because I would kill everyone in Congress before allowing that to be legalized.