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You're Banned!: The Forum Game

You're Banned!: The Forum Game

Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?

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Reply #37326 Top

Banned for you didn't do it right.

This is how you do it;

struttin' that ass!

Or, if you want to get creative;

struttin' that azz!

Or, do it in song, like the video;

struttin' that ass!

struttin' that ass!

Strut that Ass!

Strut that Ass!

struttin' that ass!

struttin' that ass!

Strut that Ass!

Strut that Ass!

struttin' that ass!

struttin' that ass!

Strut that Ass!

Strut that Ass!

 

That right there's how ya do it.

Reply #37327 Top

banned for we really need another subject.

Reply #37328 Top

Banned for being subjected to this.

Reply #37329 Top

Banned for not changing the subject hard enough.

Adaptation Demotivator

 

The Admiral

Reply #37330 Top

banned for industrial revolution

Reply #37331 Top

Banned because we will then make robots to build robots, put robots in charge of them, then make a computer to control them all, and then give it sentience.

First rule of robotics: Humans are dumb motherfuckers.

Reply #37332 Top

Banned for calling humans dumb, traitor.

Quoting Oatesy03, reply 37333
Banned because we will then make robots to build robots, put robots in charge of them, then make a computer to control them all, and then give it sentience.

First rule of robotics: Humans are dumb motherfuckers.

:cylon:  

 

The Admiral

Reply #37333 Top

Banned because you cannot betray an organization of which you were never a member... :borg:

Reply #37334 Top

Banned for assuming that "Limey Man" is one of you surgery-obsessed, body-loathing, backwards-hat-wearing 'borgs. His "we" looked an awful lot like he was claiming to be H sapiens sapiens.

Reply #37335 Top

banned for he could just be using the British 'we'

Reply #37336 Top

Banned because we already have robots making stuff.

Double banned because humans are FAR beyond mere 'dumb motherfuckers.'

I bet there's some alien species out there, who's wars have long since diminished, sitting around with a giant TV-like monitor, watching us blow up stuff we don't understand or agree with, and they are saying

'Stupid human people.'

'We should help them.'

'No. Let them learn from their own mistakes.'

The problem is we don't learn from our mistakes. There are still wars out there, still murders, and rapes, and other crimes being committed, and not just by the same people time after time. The crime rate is staggering, and is not what your local politician will tell you.

Heck, while I'm at it, I might as well let all of you know that the politicians we elect to run this country (BOTH Republicans and Democrats) say they are going to do one thing, then do something totally different. (IE, kiss their party's asses so they'll get sponsored again) And the majority of us, as citizens, are too stupid to realize it. The ones who do, are outnumbered 1000/1 at LEAST.

I know all I'm going to get for this comment is flak, but to be honest, I really don't care. Its what I've seen firsthand, and firmly believe.

Reply #37337 Top

Banned for a long ban. Damn alien races not lending a hand when we need 'em.

 

The Admiral

Reply #37338 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 37337
banned for he could just be using the British 'we'

Banned because that's the royal we, not the British we, and the art doesn't look very royal to me.

Quoting JA_394, reply 37338
...I know all I'm going to get for this comment is flak, but to be honest, I really don't care. Its what I've seen firsthand, and firmly believe.
 

Banned because I sympathize with much of your rant, with a big exception for the part about crime rates. Calling the rates "staggering" without defining a context is just so much hot air, and you say nothing about whether the FBI bureaucrats who compile UCR stats are 'politicians.'

I'll buy that the FBI at least does some passive book-cooking, and might be stirring the stats pot deliberately in some respects. But, rape stats aside, I'm fairly confident that the 'official' trends of declining violent and property crimes is a real change. Rape, on the other hand, is still subject to serious stigma problems and the degree of under-reporting is a big question. That doesn't even take into account the fact that the FBI has old, inadequate criteria for what counts as a rape on the UCR. 

Reply #37339 Top

Banned because almost all of my knowledge regarding crime is limited to military crimes of one form or another, so I don't feel qualified to say one way or the other, While I trust cops a helluva lot more than I trust politicians from EITHER the Waffle or Wingnut parties, the fundamental conceit of the infantryman applies here as well.

Reply #37340 Top

Banned because you need to get over your bigotry issue there. And I'm saying that as a confirmed pacifist who has reluctantly accepted that my species has a horrible penchant for brutality--fixing this shit is a long-term problem, not something you and I can expect to see resolved in our 'average' lifetimes.

You're way off base when you talk that way about the U.S. and, if you're talking more generally, you're still way off base about "the fundamental conceit of the infantryman." When a military organization gets involved in abusing civilians, it is always a failure of the senior officer corps. That's as true of ancient armies pillaging the countryside on their way from one battlefield to another as it is of the folks my tax dollars sent to unjustly invade Iraq or irrationally attempt to occupy Afghanistan.

p.s. Your youth is really showing when you try to make a distinction between cops and soldiers in this way. Both groups are organized to use force in the name of communities; they only differ in scale and scope. Shooting an innocent youth because he looked like a gangster is no different from shooting an innocent youth because he looked like an insurgent. 

Reply #37341 Top

Banned because it's a term I originally created to apply to the military, but now use in other contexts as well. In its original incarnation, it referred to the tendency of some soldiers to assume they had superior policy knowledge because they'd been "on the ground." Now I use it in any case where someone may be erroneously assuming superior knowledge based on proximity. I call it the fundamental conceit of the infantryman because they're usually the ones closest to the fighting, but generals are just as likely to demonstrate it.

Reply #37342 Top

Banned for long and serious bans. All of ya.

Liberty Demotivator

 

The Admiral

Reply #37343 Top

banned because everyone has a point, but not on the same subject. Funny how the context keeps shifting sideways.

Reply #37344 Top

Banned for these issues are better discussed face-to-face.

Written(or typed) words can mean whatever you'd like them to...

 

The Admiral

Reply #37345 Top

Banned because writing helps you be more careful about your own thoughts.

Nattering face-to-face is much more vulnerable to subjectivity problems. When you write stuff, you're on the record and what you write can be parsed against other sources such as dictionaries, grammar manuals, and newspapers. When you start speaking extemporaneously with no recording devices around, all you have to go on in the future is individual memories, which are notoriously unreliable.

Reply #37346 Top

banned for excessive pontification

to all of you

Reply #37347 Top

banned for FINALLY showing up!

Reply #37348 Top

back banned

edit: What can I say, I work for a living. :P

Reply #37349 Top

banned for making the effort

Reply #37350 Top

banned for no effort required

I'm Union. :P