True Friendship

I could only think of 1 :(

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I needed cheering up, and then I got this in my e-mail today. I feel better now .                                      TrueFriendship:                                                                                     
1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
 
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
 
7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well  
Again. I don't want whatever the heck you have. 

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy rear-end. 

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end... 

'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth..
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4. 
                                                   

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Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
 :LOL:  :LOL:  :LOL: 
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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Remember: friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

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Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
lol@ Zubaz. that's a good one. :LOL: :LOL:
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
:LOL:
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Funny stuff here!  :grin:

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Funny stuff here
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2 years later....

Slow reader?....;)

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

No, Jafo. He just got it.   :-" ;)

jk, Jim. Necrothredia malignis terminans  is treated most effectively by posting comments formulated in MS Word.

Word. ;P

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Damn!  I'm still funny!  :)

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Need to print this one, missed it the first time around. :sun:

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Jafo, reply 7

Funny stuff here


2 years later....

Slow reader?....
End of Jafo's quote

No, just that I'm such a true friend, I missed it the first time, and, like a true friend, noticing my friend Wiz didn't get many replies, I thought I'd revive it for him....second chances and all......:-"

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Slow reader?....

No, just that I'm such a true friend, I missed it the first time,
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Bulldust!  Truth is... you only just got it. ;P

Hey Wiz.... in future, don't type so fast.... RND takes a while ter catch up. :rofl:

 

 

 

* No offense...I'm just in one of those moods.* :-"

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 11



Quoting Jafo,
reply 7

Funny stuff here


2 years later....

Slow reader?....



No, just that I'm such a true friend, I missed it the first time, and, like a true friend, noticing my friend Wiz didn't get many replies, I thought I'd revive it for him....second chances and all......
End of RedneckDude's quote

Good answer.

 

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Bulldust!
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Here we say Bullshit!  lol

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

 

No, just that I'm such a true friend, I missed it the first time, and, like a true friend, noticing my friend Wiz didn't get many replies, I thought I'd revive it for him....second chances and all......
End of quote

Horsefeathers! It just took Jim that long to figure out I was talking about him.:P

Hey Wiz.... in future, don't type so fast.... RND takes a while ter catch up
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 Good point starkers! Maybe I should cut my typing speed in 1/2 by only using 1 finger.;)

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

 

Maybe I should cut my typing speed in 1/2 by only using 1 finger.
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Damn speed demon typer. ;)

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Bulldust!

Here we say Bullshit! lol
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Same here... but two years down the track... well it's gonna tun to dust, ain't it! ;)

 

Hey Wiz.... in future, don't type so fast.... RND takes a while ter catch up

Good point starkers! Maybe I should cut my typing speed in 1/2 by only using 1 finger.
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That's all I ever use...'cept to hit the shift key.  Seriously... just find it easier that way. ;)

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
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