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from JoeUser Forums

    I will start deleting comments, but I will do the following:

    I will not blacklist people, merely delete comments, and I will note that the comments were deleted.

    Here's how to avoid deletion:

    Do not swear.

    Do not use explicit language, or more crude innuendo.

    Do not just talk, make your comments useful. (For this rule I may not note comment deletion, to prevent landslides).

    This list may be updated.

    Comments disabled. On the bright side, I got a lot quick, which has to help my ratings. Don't read past page 1.

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Reply #76 from JoeUser Forums Top
Curb your impatience, kiddo.
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It's not me, it's my friend, Cedar Chipmunk.

So tell me, would you ever take a girl cow-tipping on a date? Or do you think that's cruel.
Reply #77 from JoeUser Forums Top
She found a dead chipmunk today. And half a bird.
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Reply #78 from JoeUser Forums Top
Five dollar foot long. <------------------->
Reply #79 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hippos fertilize their own food! When they poop!
Reply #80 from JoeUser Forums Top
So tell me, would you ever take a girl cow-tipping on a date? Or do you think that's cruel.
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It's doubtful that there would be any standing...though I suppose it depends on how late at night it is.

It's kind of being a jerk to the cow and there's a real possibility that they might get hurt.

I suppose I gotta refrain from cow tipping...unless the cow did something to deserve it.

~Zoo
Reply #81 from JoeUser Forums Top
Apple bottom jeans
Reply #82 from JoeUser Forums Top
With the boots with the fur
Reply #83 from JoeUser Forums Top
The whole club was looking at her.
Reply #84 from JoeUser Forums Top
She hit the floor
Reply #85 from JoeUser Forums Top
Shorty got low, low, low, low
Reply #86 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hippos fertilize their own food! When they poop!
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Ever seen a hippo take a crap? They whirl their tail and sling it everywhere...provided that they're out of the water when that happens...otherwise fish eat it. :)

~Zoo
Reply #87 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ever seen a hippo take a crap? They whirl their tail and sling it everywhere...provided that they're out of the water when that happens...otherwise fish eat it.
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And here I was, thinking she had made that up...
Reply #88 from JoeUser Forums Top
This is way too much fun.


Over 1000 people went down on me.

I wasn't a maiden for long

A big hard thing ripped me open,

What am I?
Reply #89 from JoeUser Forums Top
And here I was, thinking she had made that up...
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Well, they don't fertilize their food...because they only graze at night fairly far away form the riverbank. I reckon the occasional turd does hit home and fertilize something, though...

~Zoo
Reply #90 from JoeUser Forums Top
Over 1000 people went down on me.

I wasn't a maiden for long

A big hard thing ripped me open,

What am I?
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Titanic...or a very loose woman.

~Zoo
Reply #91 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's a premature evacuation,

It's an alarming discharge,

Some men wear wear rubbers during them.

What is it?
Reply #92 from JoeUser Forums Top
I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow my wad.

What is it?
Reply #93 from JoeUser Forums Top
Titanic...or a very loose woman.
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Good job. It's the Titanic.
Reply #94 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm game.

I end in 'uck'

And I'm horny.

What am I
Reply #95 from JoeUser Forums Top

Cedarbird,

All you've really succeeded in doing is giving someone who doesn't deserve it a lot of points (yes, I know, I'm adding to them too with this comment). 

Still, I bet you had fun :)

Reply #96 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's a premature evacuation,

It's an alarming discharge,

Some men wear wear rubbers during them.

What is it?
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Fire drill?

I go in hard.

I come out soft.

You blow my wad.

What is it?
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Gum!

I'm game.

I end in 'uck'

And I'm horny.

What am I
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Umm...puck? Not sure how horny fits in there, though...

~Zoo
Reply #97 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am long, hard, and battery operated.

I give off a steady stream.

And people grope me in the dark.

What am I?
Reply #98 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am long, hard, and battery operated.

I give off a steady stream.

And people grope me in the dark.

What am I?
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Flashlight. :)

~Zoo
Reply #99 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am long, hard, and battery operated.

I give off a steady stream.

And people grope me in the dark.

What am I?


(and it was Buck)