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from JoeUser Forums

    I will start deleting comments, but I will do the following:

    I will not blacklist people, merely delete comments, and I will note that the comments were deleted.

    Here's how to avoid deletion:

    Do not swear.

    Do not use explicit language, or more crude innuendo.

    Do not just talk, make your comments useful. (For this rule I may not note comment deletion, to prevent landslides).

    This list may be updated.

    Comments disabled. On the bright side, I got a lot quick, which has to help my ratings. Don't read past page 1.

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Reply #51 from JoeUser Forums Top
the iPod generation will all have arthritis by the time they are forty.
Reply #52 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sunflowers are not purple.
Groupy 2 - Organize multiple applications into grouped tabs on your Windows desktop
Reply #53 from JoeUser Forums Top
Volkswagon beetles have three keys.
Reply #54 from JoeUser Forums Top
Is it the Bug or the Beetle?
Reply #55 from JoeUser Forums Top
Giraffes give birth standing up, so the baby gets a concussion at birth. That's why most baby giraffes DIE!!!!!
Reply #56 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cows sleep standing up because their body weight might kill them if they lie down.
Reply #57 from JoeUser Forums Top
A cow says, "moo."
Reply #58 from JoeUser Forums Top
What do rocks say?
Reply #59 from JoeUser Forums Top
My favorite card in the deck is the four of clubs.

Happy birthday tomorrow, Zoo.
Reply #60 from JoeUser Forums Top
Zoo's birthday is April 26.
Reply #61 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's tomorrow. April 26
Reply #62 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ovary.
Reply #63 from JoeUser Forums Top
Uterus.
Reply #64 from JoeUser Forums Top
Giraffes give birth standing up, so the baby gets a concussion at birth. That's why most baby giraffes DIE!!!!!
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Mmm...no. Actually that bonk on the head makes them take a deep breath...no concussions. :)

However, you're right about mortality. Only 25-50% reach adulthood.

~Zoo
Reply #65 from JoeUser Forums Top
Penis.
Reply #66 from JoeUser Forums Top
Elbow
Reply #67 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hand.
Reply #68 from JoeUser Forums Top
Happy birthday tomorrow, Zoo.
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Thankee. :)

~Zoo
Reply #69 from JoeUser Forums Top
Your nose and ears never stop growing. That's why old men are so funny looking.
Reply #70 from JoeUser Forums Top
That's going to be you someday.
Reply #71 from JoeUser Forums Top
You brought this upon yourself, Erathoniel. You were just ASKING for it.
Reply #72 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mmm...no. Actually that bonk on the head makes them take a deep breath...no concussions.

However, you're right about mortality. Only 25-50% reach adulthood.
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Really? Interesting. What about the cows? Tell me if that's right. Moo moo.
Reply #73 from JoeUser Forums Top
Zoo! Why'd you go away! I'm really upset right now.
Reply #74 from JoeUser Forums Top
Really? Interesting. What about the cows? Tell me if that's right. Moo moo.
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They can nap a bit standing up, but will often lie down to sleep through the night. It's a bit of a misconception that they MUST stand. :) If you ever go to a fair or something where they show cattle, take a walk through the barns, more often than not you see a few of them just lyin' around and chillin' out.

Horses, on the other hand will only lie down if they're sick.

~Zoo
Reply #75 from JoeUser Forums Top
Zoo! Why'd you go away! I'm really upset right now.
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I'm still around...more often than not. Curb your impatience, kiddo.

~Zoo