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[Proclamation] Against the Space Ponies

[Proclamation] Against the Space Ponies

The magically smelly pony nuggests are becomming a hazzard to intersteller commerse!

We call upon all members of the forum to join us and dispose of the sneaky backstabbing Space Ponies, to continue to shame them in battle and force them to capitulate their sworn efforts to  steal the title of being the One True Clan of SoaSE!

Why even within the game they are refugees!

We invite all Clans to ally with us to finish the total destruction of The Space Ponies. Together we shall Turn them into the glue that is the only thing they are good for! We shall prevent them form realizing their dream of dethroning us and claiming  The title of First Clan of SoaSE! A title that rightfully belongs to The Galactic Empire!

Upon the completion of this let us all unite to  depose them in other realms as well!  We shall let them know that we can, we shall  CONTINUE TO out class, out style and out perform them!  Not only in multi player  game play but in the development of quality mods and resources for newbies to join and thrive in the gaming community.  As they have stated, “It starts here!”.  We say bring it on!

We destroyed you once and we shall do it again! There are no clans out there good enough, that if they allied with you, could best us! We call upon all gaming clans to join us in destroying the remnants of that pathetic excuse for a Clan.

We are not small in numbers.  If all good gamers unite we shall reign terror upon you as again as you once attempted to reign terror upon all of us! Lets all bring those snot nosed Ponies to their knees!

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Reply #26 Top
Sadly I can't do any games since I'm working. Posting here and there between clients is OK but I simply can't game.
Reply #27 Top
haha i understand... but on a sunday?? oh well
Reply #28 Top
I'm in Japan, not that it matters at all given I work about 14 hour a day on Saturday and Sunday every week.
Reply #29 Top
what you think we are all Einstein’s in here?I don't get it... tell me...A quote from a cool Scifi movie. Think monkeys...



Say, Planet of the Apes?

Reply #30 Top
what you think we are all Einstein’s in here?I don't get it... tell me...A quote from a cool Scifi movie. Think monkeys...Say, Planet of the Apes?


Now add 12...
Reply #31 Top
Ok it was Einstein. Thats why he said what you think we are all Einstein's here?
Reply #32 Top
I think the Ponies are going to have their hands full soon enough.
Reply #33 Top
hmm pink space pony glue.... you might have a nice market and could probably make a lot of credits.
Reply #34 Top
hmm pink space pony glue.... you might have a nice market and could probably make a lot of credits.


How do you think the ships stick together so well?
Reply #35 Top
I now that the Space Ponies space are unadulterated evil!!

Here is my personal account

It all started about fourteen years ago when I was five. The Space Ponies were making another one of their despicable raids on the innocent civilians of the Empire. I remember listening to the holonet news anchor giving the latest death toll which by now had reached the thousands and give the estimated time reinforcement would arrive to aide in the fight. My father told me and my older brother to hide in the coat closet. We could see through a few holes in the door that my brother and I had made when we had played a little too rough. My father was standing by mother with a blaster in his hand. To me he looked invincible.
After a few hours of hiding, I began to think that it was going to be ok. My parents started talking about why the Space Ponies had betrayed us, and about why those who had been our protectors had become are destroyers. When the power went out, my father sent my mother into the kitchen to fill some containers with water while the system still had pressure. While my mother was in the kitchen, my father began to look nervously out the window. Then suddenly duck down and move next to the front door. Then….then all hell broke out, the front door blew into splinters. My father was knocked to the floor. Soldiers began to walk though what was left of our front door. My father began to raise his blaster and was promptly shot in the head burning his face to nothing but a smoking black hole. My mother ran into the room and stared screaming one of the men grabbed her and began yelling at her to kneel on the floor when she did not do as she was told a immediately, so he shot her in the knee cap burning all of the surround flesh away leaving only blackened bone. At this point my brother a recovered enough from his shock to scream. I was still too shocked to do any thing. Realizing that he had given away our hiding spot, my brother pushed me further into the closet hoping that they would not look in the closet for any one else. Then he ran out to my mother. Before he reached her, one of the soldiers quickly grabbed him. Seeing that my mother had a child, one of the soldiers got a big smile on his face, then it quickly disappeared as he kneeled down. He told my mother that if she wanted her son to live, she had to beg. As fast as she could, my mother began to beg and plead for my brother’s life. The soldier let this go on for a few minutes. Then with out a word shot my brother - killing him instantly. Smiling as he turned to face my mother he said “I guess you needed to beg harder”. Laughing, he then shot her too. When the laughing stopped, only my soft sobbing was to be heard. The soldiers hearing the sobbing began to look around and quickly found and dragged me out of the closet. The soldier that had shot my mother and brother remarked that if he had known that the women had another child they could have had even more fun by making her pick which one she wanted to live.
As he began to take aim at me I closed my eye, but then I immediately reopened them. If my family could be brave, so could I. When a blast rang out, I knew that I was dead. Much to my surprise the soldier who had been planning on being my executioner fell dead in front of me. Time seemed to slow as Imperial Stormtroopers began to fill the room. The Space Pony soldiers were quickly being shot and killed. I began to take an intense look at the dead soldier in front of me. It was the man who had killed most of my family and blaster rifle that had been used to kill them. The next thing I knew an imperil officer was taking a blaster rifle from my hands. The soldier and the floor surrounding him was riddled with scorch marks from the rifle in my hands. The officer picked me up and began to comfort me. I broke down and began to sob uncontrollably.
From that day fourth I have dedicated my life to eliminating the Space Ponies from every corner of the galaxy and serving the Empire.
Reply #36 Top
I have something to tell you all. When I was really young...a Space Pony....touched me.......
Reply #37 Top
I have something to tell you all. When I was really young...a Space Pony....touched me.......


ROFL!!! That was the best thing I read all day...
Reply #38 Top
I have something to tell you all. When I was really young...a Space Pony....touched me.......ROFL!!! That was the best thing I read all day...


Well that beat what I was going to put in here
http://www.youtube.com/v/6MiBDHiNJAA
WWW Link
Reply #39 Top
I now that the Space Ponies space are unadulterated evil!!Here is my personal account It all started about fourteen years ago when I was five. The Space Ponies were making another one of their despicable raids on the innocent civilians of the Empire. I remember listening to the holonet news anchor giving the latest death toll which by now had reached the thousands and give the estimated time reinforcement would arrive to aide in the fight. My father told me and my older brother to hide in the coat closet. We could see through a few holes in the door that my brother and I had made when we had played a little too rough. My father was standing by mother with a blaster in his hand. To me he looked invincible. After a few hours of hiding, I began to think that it was going to be ok. My parents started talking about why the Space Ponies had betrayed us, and about why those who had been our protectors had become are destroyers. When the power went out, my father sent my mother into the kitchen to fill some containers with water while the system still had pressure. While my mother was in the kitchen, my father began to look nervously out the window. Then suddenly duck down and move next to the front door. Then….then all hell broke out, the front door blew into splinters. My father was knocked to the floor. Soldiers began to walk though what was left of our front door. My father began to raise his blaster and was promptly shot in the head burning his face to nothing but a smoking black hole. My mother ran into the room and stared screaming one of the men grabbed her and began yelling at her to kneel on the floor when she did not do as she was told a immediately, so he shot her in the knee cap burning all of the surround flesh away leaving only blackened bone. At this point my brother a recovered enough from his shock to scream. I was still too shocked to do any thing. Realizing that he had given away our hiding spot, my brother pushed me further into the closet hoping that they would not look in the closet for any one else. Then he ran out to my mother. Before he reached her, one of the soldiers quickly grabbed him. Seeing that my mother had a child, one of the soldiers got a big smile on his face, then it quickly disappeared as he kneeled down. He told my mother that if she wanted her son to live, she had to beg. As fast as she could, my mother began to beg and plead for my brother’s life. The soldier let this go on for a few minutes. Then with out a word shot my brother - killing him instantly. Smiling as he turned to face my mother he said “I guess you needed to beg harder”. Laughing, he then shot her too. When the laughing stopped, only my soft sobbing was to be heard. The soldiers hearing the sobbing began to look around and quickly found and dragged me out of the closet. The soldier that had shot my mother and brother remarked that if he had known that the women had another child they could have had even more fun by making her pick which one she wanted to live. As he began to take aim at me I closed my eye, but then I immediately reopened them. If my family could be brave, so could I. When a blast rang out, I knew that I was dead. Much to my surprise the soldier who had been planning on being my executioner fell dead in front of me. Time seemed to slow as Imperial Stormtroopers began to fill the room. The Space Pony soldiers were quickly being shot and killed. I began to take an intense look at the dead soldier in front of me. It was the man who had killed most of my family and blaster rifle that had been used to kill them. The next thing I knew an imperil officer was taking a blaster rifle from my hands. The soldier and the floor surrounding him was riddled with scorch marks from the rifle in my hands. The officer picked me up and began to comfort me. I broke down and began to sob uncontrollably. From that day fourth I have dedicated my life to eliminating the Space Ponies from every corner of the galaxy and serving the Empire.


All lies dont listen to the GE!!
I am EMPERORREDLAB from the RaY clan [rebs&yanks]
FOr every Space ponies peace /lover out there [thats about everyone]
i call upon you UNITE!!! AGAINST THE EVIL GALACTICE EMPIRE [dont bother even denied it you know its true] RaY wil take the lead of slapping that arrogance off there tiny behinds ALL UNITE!!!!!!!and we wil show there not the only true sins clan out there mwuhahahaha


Reply #40 Top
Hey, bring it then. I notice that there are no requests for a clan vs clan game against RaY.

Simply post your challenge in our topic, and I'll assemble a team to beat you down. Hell, I won't even pack the team full of clan ACES this time round. This will make it more fair.
Reply #41 Top
ROFL!!! That was the best thing I read all day...


yeah....you laugh.....but i cry.....every night.....as i sit there looking into my dark closet hoping the ponies.....wont come back......
Reply #42 Top
I am not a member of the [GE] though the day I am my life will be complete and I will get my revenge!!!!!
Reply #43 Top
Too bad our recruitment is closed for the next month or so. It would have been hilarious watching you and Thrawn (our other member named Thrawn) try to figure out who gets to keep the name. :)
Reply #44 Top
The 'hopefully' soon-to-be-formed Galactic Empire-Hopeful Horizon alliance will smite you, vile ponies!
Reply #45 Top
The 'hopefully' soon-to-be-formed Galactic Empire-Hopeful Horizon alliance will smite you, vile ponies!


Ha, in your dreams, You need the galactic empire to do your dirty work of you! The real question is what do they need you for other then to fill our feed bags?
Reply #46 Top
Hey don't go insulting our growing clan together the GE and the HH will take that achievement right away from you and soon it will be called the Galactic Empire-Hopeful Horizon achievement ( it does not have the same ring)
Reply #47 Top
Hey don't go insulting our growing clan together the GE and the HH will take that achievement right away from you and soon it will be called the Galactic Empire-Hopeful Horizon achievement ( it does not have the same ring)


Nor the same warm nugguts
Reply #48 Top
The mammoth GSDS (Galactic Space Delivery Service - Our motto is neither plasma storms or pirates will stop us from delivering on time) cargo ship docks at GE Home page.
Hello , Hello is anyone here!
What - what yells a lower level functionary irritated at being woken up.
I have a priorty delivery for you!
What we didn't order anything!
Just please sign here citizen.
I'm telling you we didn't order anything!
Sir I'm just the delivery being, and this is the Galactic Empires HQ isn't it?
Well yes, but we didn't order anything so what is it?
Hm lets see, according to the shipping documents this is a peace offering from the PSP clan and consists of 2 billion gross of red herrings.
What!!!
I dont' know sir, now could you please sign here, and here, and here, and oh yes here also.
Grumbling, what am I suppose to do with these?
Thank you sir and Have a Pink Space Pony Day, uh I mean a Galactic day sir (evil grin)
Getting back into the ship and starts entering coordinates, now where is that next delivery?
Oh yes the Hopeful Horizons

Sin On :HOT: 
Reply #49 Top
Ohhhhhh but pink ponies are soooo cute! **girlish giggle**
Reply #50 Top
This whole thing is justy turning so wrong.......