[Proclamation] Against the Space Ponies

The magically smelly pony nuggests are becomming a hazzard to intersteller commerse!

We call upon all members of the forum to join us and dispose of the sneaky backstabbing Space Ponies, to continue to shame them in battle and force them to capitulate their sworn efforts to  steal the title of being the One True Clan of SoaSE!

Why even within the game they are refugees!

We invite all Clans to ally with us to finish the total destruction of The Space Ponies. Together we shall Turn them into the glue that is the only thing they are good for! We shall prevent them form realizing their dream of dethroning us and claiming  The title of First Clan of SoaSE! A title that rightfully belongs to The Galactic Empire!

Upon the completion of this let us all unite to  depose them in other realms as well!  We shall let them know that we can, we shall  CONTINUE TO out class, out style and out perform them!  Not only in multi player  game play but in the development of quality mods and resources for newbies to join and thrive in the gaming community.  As they have stated, “It starts here!”.  We say bring it on!

We destroyed you once and we shall do it again! There are no clans out there good enough, that if they allied with you, could best us! We call upon all gaming clans to join us in destroying the remnants of that pathetic excuse for a Clan.

We are not small in numbers.  If all good gamers unite we shall reign terror upon you as again as you once attempted to reign terror upon all of us! Lets all bring those snot nosed Ponies to their knees!

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Reply #1 Top
Its interesting how we try to chose the middle path and the Empire decides to be the extremist.

Not to mention the complete copying I am seeing here.
Best of luck to your rally thouhg :)

And ahem, the first clan of Soase is by far neither of us :P
Reply #2 Top
Sticks and stones baby!!! Sticks and stones...
Reply #3 Top
You fight with sticks and stones?

Well then, I guess WE will be winning this war.
Reply #4 Top
You fight with sticks and stones?Well then, I guess WE will be winning this war.


ROFL!!! Well we do need to give you guys a fighting chance. Let is never be said that Galactic Empire has no heart.
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ROFL!!! Well we do need to give you guys a fighting chance. Let is never be said that Galactic Empire has no heart.


Riiight. Just a heart of pure black, like an inverse (think dark black glowy red thing) diamond emmiting evilness, evily. Oh and its like a stone. Black onyx. Corrupting the mind and soul, sucking all all the gazes upon in, caling it into the abyss known as the Galactic Empire. We are the illuminators! Join us! (Space Ponies Rule.)

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ROFL!!! Well we do need to give you guys a fighting chance. Let is never be said that Galactic Empire has no heart.Riiight. Just a heart of pure black, like an inverse (think dark black glowy red thing) diamond emmiting evilness, evily. Oh and its like a stone. Black onyx. Corrupting the mind and soul, sucking all all the gazes upon in, caling it into the abyss known as the Galactic Empire. We are the illuminators! Join us! (Space Ponies Rule.)


Now there is a pleb that truly understands the inherent nature of any empire. What is the old expression about the "devil you know..." (think about it)
Reply #7 Top
Just for the record I voted for the Emperor. Not sayin which. (In all my starwars games I'm ALWAYS empire. Except that one time, but it was only an experiment to understand the rebels.)

Besides how can you count cute lil pink fluffy ponies with magical flowery powers with a devil? (why does my mouth taste like cotton candy? :()
Reply #8 Top
I sure hope your having fun, Spartan...
Reply #9 Top
I sure hope your having fun, Spartan...


Some help would be nice. I feel like I'm waging a one man war. But I guess it is OK. I am Spartan after all... :HOT:
Reply #10 Top
I am Spartan hear me Rawr! Err. I mean. I'm Blargie the magical space ponie in charge of the fluffy bunny division. You Impericals have no idea the war you wage. Fluffy bunny attack of doom!!! *commence battery of multiple bunny to your outer hull*
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I am Spartan hear me Rawr! Err. I mean. I'm Blargie the magical space ponie in charge of the fluffy bunny division. You Impericals have no idea the war you wage. Fluffy bunny attack of doom!!! *commence battery of multiple bunny to your outer hull*


Err... Umm.... OK. Fluffy space bunnies. You are correct our swords are no match for your fluffiness and shear numbers of bouncing cotton balls. We surrender!!!

[wait for it]

NOT!!



We shall your soft fur to wipe the magical brown pony nugget juice and matter from the bottoms of our sandals!! Remember...


[wait for it]





THIS IS THE GALACTIC EMPIRE!!

[boot into chest]
Reply #12 Top
wasn't thier a clan that was set up by Yarlen b4 even the joke about pink space ponies happend??
Reply #13 Top
wasn't thier a clan that was set up by Yarlen b4 even the joke about pink space ponies happend??


Yea they are now the galactic empire and the space ponies... we all sprang from that unnamed clan
Reply #14 Top
wasn't thier a clan that was set up by Yarlen b4 even the joke about pink space ponies happend??


It was more of a social club then a clan per se.
Reply #15 Top
You fight with sticks and stones?


What happened to WWIII? We went straight to WWIV???

*Waits to see if anyone gets it*
Reply #16 Top
what you think we are all Einstein’s in here?

I don't get it... tell me...
Reply #17 Top
what you think we are all Einstein’s in here?I don't get it... tell me...


A quote from a cool Scifi movie. Think monkeys...
Reply #18 Top
what you think we are all Einstein’s in here?I don't get it... tell me...A quote from a cool Scifi movie. Think monkeys...


This quote has been used in many sci fi movies, including clips of the author of it himslelf sayin it.. so if you could narrow down the movie a bit that would help
Reply #19 Top
Hes saying that we skipped WWIII, cause we never had a nuclear holocaust end of the world war, we just went straight to sticks and stones.
Reply #20 Top
Hes saying that we skipped WWIII, cause we never had a nuclear holocaust end of the world war, we just went straight to sticks and stones.


It was Einstein that made the quote about sticks and stones TGE. when he was asked how we would fight WWIII he said "I do not know how we will fight the third world war. but we will fight the fourth using sicks and stones"

and the reference was used in 12 monkeys cause Bruce Willis's carater was explaining how WWIII was fought ... a bio war launched by terrorist.... so now in his world they were fighting the 4th war with sicks and stones..
Reply #21 Top
I know it was made by Einstein.
What I'm saying is that he said we 'skipped' the WWIII part of that, cause we never had a world ending/techological breakdown inducing war yet.

But we will :D
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what you think we are all Einstein’s in here?I don't get it... tell me...A quote from a cool Scifi movie. Think monkeys...


Wow Spartan... :p And nice delivery on that answer Mike! lol
Reply #23 Top
wow... what happend to the days of a unified Beta testers Clan... that was the whole idea of the Pink Space Ponies. It was an inside joke that only betas would get. now its turned into a joke that is only breeding hatred... a very sad state of afairs indeed.

So maybe, in retrospect, we should have chosen an name less evil but also less... well, laughable. Just a some cud to chew on ;-)
Reply #24 Top
An elegantly simple but highly refined message from the Galactic Empire to the Space Ponies:
Reply #25 Top
well... i was supposed to kick the great emperors butt in a game this afternoon. but hes not showing up. Does any one want to play? i see both spartan and thrawn are online... anyone? I just want to play.