Spartan Spartan

The Irrefutable Truth of the Galactic Empire

The Irrefutable Truth of the Galactic Empire

Rebuking the perfidy of the Space Ponies

Lies, all lies! The Space Ponies have called us out and have done so with nothing but lies!

I want to set the record straight here and now.

It is true that The Space Ponies once protected trade in this realm and guarded diplomats and the Royal family, but that is where the truth ends and the lies begin.

We are the rightful Aires of The Empire. It was the traitorous actions of The Space Ponies, in their failed attempt to over throw the government that brought about their demise!

Had we within the military not stopped them when we did they surly would have finished their spree of murder and espionage to allow the former emperors son to reign on the thrown.

It was they who murdered the Royal Family and most of the members of the Chambers of Law. Had not the military acted when it did then surly all would have been killed and the empire lost to their treacherous hands. It was we who acting quickly were able to save those who were being executed by those who had sworn to protect them.

The Ponies were corrupt and were stealing the national treasury blind. When this was to be exposed at the next gathering of The Chambers of Law and The Space Ponies leaders arrested along with The Head of State who not only know of their corruption but was the member of the royal family that assisted them in this evil venture!

Remember it was he who was attempting to have himself reinstalled as emperor. With there plot exposed we, the true protectors of the empire acted, as we always have, to protect the well being of the empire.

To say that those who survived their assignation attempts, by signing laws outlawing The Space Ponies and appointing a new government. As was the will of the people, is ludicrous!

Yes, you traitorous nefariouns were hunted and captured and imprisoned as any traitors should be!!!

You shall never rise again, the likes of yours are an abomination to all that the empire stands for!

We The Legitimate government of The Empire rebuke you!

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Reply #26 Top
You losers will gain no quarter from the Galactic Empire with the dribble you are posting in this tread. You comments roll of the Empire like tears off the face of a new born just before it is executed for being born.

Reply #27 Top
that is gruesome... but something very un-pony like inside me relishes in its sight...
Reply #28 Top
spartan I think you've turned GE's figurehead from the classic, overly bloated "we iz a clan" clan to a person who creates a bunch of useless, disjoint and incomprehensible posts.

bravo, bravo! *golfclap*
Reply #30 Top
Finally, the TRUTH!!!

ALL SPACE PONYS SHALL BURN IN EVERLASTING HELLFIRE!!!

and my classic

All Hail Emperor Paradoxnt


Reply #31 Top
hehehe spartan -
Reply #32 Top
:LOL:
Reply #34 Top
@Schod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :HOT: 
Reply #35 Top
Pink Space Ponies

P.S.P.

PlayStation Portable (aka Sony)

Coincidence? I think not. We are just now getting a glimpse of the true nature of these Ponies. First, they create re-chargable batteries that explode. Then they create CDs with rootkits embedded in them, in an attempt to take over our computers. Finally, they create a next-generation digital media format to monopolize all entertainment.

The truth is near.
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: )
Reply #37 Top
I love being bilingual :)

I have no idea what they said though. I was saying what, but in different languages lol
Reply #38 Top
Pink Space PoniesP.S.P.PlayStation Portable (aka Sony)Coincidence? I think not. We are just now getting a glimpse of the true nature of these Ponies. First, they create re-chargable batteries that explode. Then they create CDs with rootkits embedded in them, in an attempt to take over our computers. Finally, they create a next-generation digital media format to monopolize all entertainment.The truth is near.


did you know that the busboy in the resturant you are eating at is an agent for the ponies? did you know he has a masters degree in poison darts?
Reply #39 Top
is it really possible to eat at a person? it just doesnt seem like the right use of the word...
Reply #40 Top
is it really possible to eat at a person? it just doesnt seem like the right use of the word...


notice I said: in the resturant you are eating at if you want to be picky I left out a comma. :p 
so here it is with all corrented grammer for ya

Did you know that the busboy, in the resturant you are eating at, is an agent for the ponies? Did you know he has a masters degree in poison darts?
Reply #41 Top
Oh schem, how I've missed your posts and critiques.

And I wouldn't be criqueing people about grammar, ahem Mr. I don't Capatalize Anything Cause I'm Cool Like That.
Reply #42 Top
Even more evidence that the ponies threaten our very existence- I wasn't even posting this in a restaurant! They're everywhere.
Reply #43 Top
I heard they even commandeered the tidy bowl man's boat! Be afraid. Be very afraid!
Reply #44 Top
is it really possible to eat at a person? it just doesnt seem like the right use of the word...notice I said: in the resturant you are eating at if you want to be picky I left out a comma.  so here it is with all corrented grammer for yaDid you know that the busboy, in the resturant you are eating at, is an agent for the ponies? Did you know he has a masters degree in poison darts?

but he still hasnt fixed his participial phrase!
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I am so honored, as are all the spaceponies!
Reply #47 Top
is it really possible to eat at a person? it just doesnt seem like the right use of the word...notice I said: in the resturant you are eating at if you want to be picky I left out a comma.  so here it is with all corrented grammer for yaDid you know that the busboy, in the resturant you are eating at, is an agent for the ponies? Did you know he has a masters degree in poison darts?but he still hasnt fixed his participial phrase!



I don't see any need to fix it.

Both present and past participles can be used in phrases--called participial phrases--that modify nouns and pronouns. A participial phrase is made up of a participle and its modifiers. A participle may be followed by an object, an adverb, a prepositional phrase, an adverb clause, or any combination of these.

The gramer is correct.
Reply #48 Top
alas it cannot be used as a noun, which you used it as.

you're still talking about eating at the busboy :)
Reply #49 Top
Does it matter who he is eating?
No, now post more funny comics :P