The Irrefutable Truth of the Galactic Empire

Rebuking the perfidy of the Space Ponies

Lies, all lies! The Space Ponies have called us out and have done so with nothing but lies!

I want to set the record straight here and now.

It is true that The Space Ponies once protected trade in this realm and guarded diplomats and the Royal family, but that is where the truth ends and the lies begin.

We are the rightful Aires of The Empire. It was the traitorous actions of The Space Ponies, in their failed attempt to over throw the government that brought about their demise!

Had we within the military not stopped them when we did they surly would have finished their spree of murder and espionage to allow the former emperors son to reign on the thrown.

It was they who murdered the Royal Family and most of the members of the Chambers of Law. Had not the military acted when it did then surly all would have been killed and the empire lost to their treacherous hands. It was we who acting quickly were able to save those who were being executed by those who had sworn to protect them.

The Ponies were corrupt and were stealing the national treasury blind. When this was to be exposed at the next gathering of The Chambers of Law and The Space Ponies leaders arrested along with The Head of State who not only know of their corruption but was the member of the royal family that assisted them in this evil venture!

Remember it was he who was attempting to have himself reinstalled as emperor. With there plot exposed we, the true protectors of the empire acted, as we always have, to protect the well being of the empire.

To say that those who survived their assignation attempts, by signing laws outlawing The Space Ponies and appointing a new government. As was the will of the people, is ludicrous!

Yes, you traitorous nefariouns were hunted and captured and imprisoned as any traitors should be!!!

You shall never rise again, the likes of yours are an abomination to all that the empire stands for!

We The Legitimate government of The Empire rebuke you!

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Reply #1 Top
If I join can I get a complimentary Tie-Fighter statue for my house?

Rebuking is fun reminds me of the Advent. Vengeance is ours! *cough* Thiers! (Impericals)
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LONG LIVE THE SPACE PONIES LONG LIVE THE SPACE PONIES .............AGGGGGRRRGGGG (gargle gargle)
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W
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LONG LIVE THE SPACE PONIES LONG LIVE THE SPACE PONIES .............AGGGGGRRRGGGG (gargle gargle)


There are special places in the darkest recesses of the Empire for correcting the vexing corruption of ones soul such as yours infidel!
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There are special places in the darkest recesses of the Empire for correcting the vexing corruption of ones soul such as yours infidel!


Or you could just Force Choke.
Reply #6 Top
I wanna be a bothan spy with +12 cha and +12 dex. Dont forget the hide and sneak bonuses.
Reply #7 Top
Or you could just Force Choke.


All Force powers were revoked by me, the True Emperor :P
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!Or you could just Force Choke.


It is not up close and personal enough for the likes of those vermin. Moreover it simply does not do justice to the notion of retribution and vengeance. Those things need to be long drawn out relished affairs-of-the-heart.
Reply #9 Top
Vengence, a dish best served cold... we have a few portions in the ice box at the moment...
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Vengence, a dish best served cold... we have a few portions in the ice box at the moment...


See there.. Shockingly enough it seems there is common ground between us on highly important issues. There may still be hope for you yet - NOT!! :d
Reply #11 Top
Vengence, a dish best served cold...


I'm trying to picture a Klingon in Star Wars and having a little difficulty, though.
Reply #12 Top
Well like Cain and Abel we are sprung from the same seed... and like them, one of us shall find favor and the other shall....
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rightful Aires


I hope you've got the Fresh Prince on your side.
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Well like Cain and Abel we are sprung from the same seed... and like them, one of us shall find favor and the other shall....


We all know who Abel is now dont we?
Reply #16 Top
Of course, the Space Ponies :P
Reply #17 Top
Are you having fun Spartan?
Reply #18 Top
All the more reason to get this tourney moving along so we have our 3 army groups prepped to stomp ponies into mush. I think a month is way too long. We are going to shorten the time before the clan tourney starts.

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... umm stealing funds...  you saw nothing, you have nothing, there is no evidence! its all lies i tell you, LIESS!
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SPACE PONIES REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!!! TGE IS NOTHING BUT A LIE!
Reply #22 Top
Haud ponies tunc?
Reply #24 Top
EGO have haud informatio quis vos es sententia.
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SPACE PONIES REIGN SUPREME!!!!!!!!!!!!! TGE IS NOTHING BUT A LIE!


Que?


Haud ponies tunc?


Shto?


EGO have haud informatio quis vos es sententia.


what????