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I Need Your Voice

I Need Your Voice

Maybe
First of all, i need five people who speak a few short sentences for me and record them
It's for a little Projekt I am working on, I wont tell ya what I am doing it even doesen't matter.
If you fell helpful at the moment the follow the next few steps, ah and THANK YOU :
You need a Headset or a Microphone
If you dont know how to capture an Audio File, use theses two helpful links:
first link
second link

http://www.quasar.ualberta.ca/edpy202/tutorial/audio-win/audio-mike-win-3110.htm
If you know now how to record your beautiful voices, please speak the following sentences:
We are worthless.
Ok, Ok, I will see you later.
Damn what do you want from me
Hostil behavior, no way they look ok to me.

These sentences are only to hear your voice and decided which parts you'll get.
After recording send me a MSG here and I'll give you my email addy.
Now wait till I'll contact you

Ok thanks to you all and bye


EDIT
You dont have to speak those sentences, I need only a small sample since Ive got only two parts left, the choices Ill have to make are limited...
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Reply #26 Top
Have you ever heard Carlos Mencia or Dave Chapel

no, and thats probably why its not a problem.
Its not that people don't have to be committed to religion to allow this, only that they are more willing to laugh at themselves

here is where religion beats out race, people are plenty willing to laugh at and ridicule stereotypes, but they certainly will not accept attacks on their system of faith.
Reply #27 Top
Damn what do you want from me


Much better, lets get back to the voice business.
Reply #28 Top
here is where religion beats out race, people are plenty willing to laugh at and ridicule stereotypes, but they certainly will not accept attacks on their system of faith.


Any religion that can't laugh at itself, is in serious need of help.
Reply #29 Top
im christian, and i laugh at christian jokes all the time, cause they're............wait for it.................wait for it........................FUNNY!!!

"you ever wonder if jesus was a "good" carpenter. i mean what if sum people where talking like, "its a good thing that mesiah thing worked out for him, he built a shed for my cousin, what a peice of crap. and the whole time he was just going on and on about "im the son of god""

"well thats great, but right now your building a shed Jesus, so chop chop"

see jesus joke, i wonder if he's laughing

ps. if u tell that joke in real life you dont say "Jesus" at the end you say the hispanic version, like "hay-suse" its funnier that way

OH Oh and this should blow ur mind too, uptight peeps. i work with this girl who is black, an im white, if it really matters but, the other day she said sumthing like "Gee Golly" or sumthin like that. i was like " April you grew up in the hood, i grew up in the country, and ur still whiter than i am, im gonna have to revolk ur black card now" and then she laughed because it was ..................... wait for it......................this seams familiar.................... FUNNY!

so liten up, people r too quick to jump on bandwagons of public moral outrage. thats why don imus lost his job. carlos mencia the next day said "so don imus lost his job for calling those girls nappy headed hoes?" he then proceeded to call them every dirty thing he's allowed to say on cable, which was alot worse than Imus. so yeah, not sure where im going with this anymore but, still. lighten up

Reply #30 Top
people r too quick to jump on bandwagons of public moral outrage.


Well I don't really think Window is mad at all, but I don't know. The fact that he defends the Muslim religion and the Middle east and then goes and makes fun of Dwarfs and Hawaiians is what leaves me to believe this.

Notice the bold on "think," "don't know," and "believe." Don't freaking flame me just because you are jealous of my good looks
Reply #31 Top
AOD theres a difference between joking about jesus and then stereotyping allah as a demon.
Reply #32 Top

Any religion that can't laugh at itself, is in serious need of help.


Zen Buddhism is pretty much based on mocking itself, killing the Buddha in the street and burning the statues and making fun of its own ko'ans and such. It's hilarious.
Reply #33 Top

AOD theres a difference between joking about jesus and then stereotyping allah as a demon.


Who said allah was a demon? The whole "Go allah" meant that he was going to kill himself for allah. He believed that that is what allah wanted (And that he would get 72 virgins in the after life). Some Middle Eastern Terrorists do kill themselves in the name of allah, even though they may not shout it out before they kill themselves. Its sorta like the Crusades, except the people didn't suicide bomb. I really don't think it helps that we are at war with them in the Middle East (I personally think we should've pulled out already, unless there was another attack).

Aren't they mad at us because we stopped giving them money and support after the Afghan-Soviet war? Well, before we invaded and started killing them...
Reply #34 Top
Aren't they mad at us because we stopped giving them money and support after the Afghan-Soviet war? Well, before we invaded and started killing them...

they're mad because the mideast has been the west's bitch for the last 50 or so years. they have a lot of power in terms of oil, but absolutely no political power to protect themselves. anyone would be upset under the circumstances.
Some Middle Eastern Terrorists do kill themselves in the name of allah, even though they may not shout it out before they kill themselves

and I'm sure there are some soldiers who fight in the Iraq war for Christianity, now if a video game had a ranger yelling "CHRIST JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!!!" before spraying bullets into a bunch of peasents, I'm sure any christian would be offended. or, for the more atheist or agnostic types, if the super evil-Eugenist character's symbol was "Darwin" sewn onto a swastika.
Reply #35 Top

they're mad because the mideast has been the west's bitch for the last 50 or so years. they have a lot of power in terms of oil, but absolutely no political power to protect themselves. anyone would be upset under the circumstances.


Ok. Thx?


and I'm sure there are some soldiers who fight in the Iraq war for Christianity, now if a video game had a ranger yelling "CHRIST JEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!!!" before spraying bullets into a bunch of peasents, I'm sure any christian would be offended. or, for the more atheist or agnostic types, if the super evil-Eugenist character's symbol was "Darwin" sewn onto a swastika.


Wouldn't it be "JEEESUS CHRIST!"? People say Jesus Christ all the time. Its in movies and no one seems to get offended. Ever seen "Hot Fuzz"? The Priest says "JESUS CHRIST!" as he gets shot... ok well thats not exactly the same thing but it is freaking hilarious. Now I'm not supporting the Muslims or Christians or Scientologists (although Scientology does seem to be the most bogus religion ever, no offense).

No offense to religious people, but I hate those uber religious people (like the God Warrior) which causes them to be racist and yell at you when you even mention the idea of Darwinism or the Big Bang. They can't even stop and think about it or have a nice conversation about it. They just freaking yell at you.

Good thing I'm atheist. Maybe I might find it offensive to see Darwin written into a Swastika. A Hammer and Sickle on the other hand...

No, honestly I wouldn't care. Even if I did I wouldn't sue them or suicide bomb the makers.
Reply #36 Top
actually you stumbled on the perfect example
but I hate those uber religious people (like the God Warrior) which causes them to be racist and yell at you when you even mention the idea of Darwinism or the Big Bang. They can't even stop and think about it or have a nice conversation about it. They just freaking yell at you.

this is very close to what I was talking about, these uber religious people dont believe you, demonize your beliefs and treat you like a foolish asshole. this is what muslims have to deal with from damn well near everybody else.
Reply #37 Top
guys comon! plz make your own thread about this!!! your ruining his thread
Reply #38 Top
Back on topic. I saw a little clip and it looks cool.

Any news on when this is going to be done?  :CONGRAT: 
Reply #39 Top
pretty soon i guess ;)
Reply #40 Top
As long as nobody continues to confuse me with Avatar, I'm looking forward to it..
Reply #41 Top
As long as nobody continues to confuse me with Avatar, I'm looking forward to it..


LOL! Sorry 'bout that.

Arg I gotta go... Stupid white mountains  :NOTSURE: 
Reply #42 Top
Wouldn't it be "JEEESUS CHRIST!"?

quickly: no, it works both ways. surname given, or given surname.
Reply #43 Top
As long as nobody continues to confuse me with Avatar, I'm looking forward to it..


ha lol seriouly tho...
Reply #44 Top
thanks P5yy, Thrawn, you put me in a catsgroy with Annatar....
Reply #45 Top
Wait. Is that good or bad, Avatar? :P
Reply #46 Top
Bumpy.

Any idea on a release date or week? Thx :CONGRAT:
Reply #47 Top
I still need two voices :NOTSURE:
Reply #48 Top

I still need two voices


OFFER YOUR SOULS PEOPLE!!!!!
Reply #49 Top
I still need two voices....
Reply #50 Top
poor aldy :(