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There's ALWAYS something to do.

A few suggestions:

1. Watch the grass grow. This can kill a lot of time, especially if you live in an arid climate.

2. Alphabetize the contents of your kitchen cabinets.

3. Start a revolution and then, when things really get going say "never mind"

4. Make a list of really stupid things on JU

5. Take your computer for a walk in the park. It probably gets bored sitting on the desk all day.

6. Call information and ask the operator for the recipe for Manna

7. Go to your local biker bar and order a Shirley Temple.

8. Post an article on JU saying you have nothing to do.

9. Read the dictionary from cover to cover

10. Walk around town wearing a tin foil hat to see if anyone notices
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10. Walk around town wearing a tin foil hat to see if anyone notices


Coke on the monitor, keyboard and desk via my nose.  Mason!!!! Grrr!!!!


Seriously, that was the funniest thing I've read all day.