" Is this the best you can do? Copy one of my most popular articles?"

Popular?!??! As if your sad, has-been philosophy responsible for the deaths and misery of millions actually had enough followers to be popular. Go and not worship your nothingness as I laugh derisively at your St. Dawkins and St. Sagan, scrawling pictures of them as monkeys with purple crayons.

"Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor. Your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, creep!"

oooo... burn... if only you had a few dozen animated emoticons you might have been able to say that without even NEEDING to string together so much tired schoolyard cliche...

oooo... burn... if only you had a few dozen animated emoticons you might have been able to say that without even NEEDING to string together so much tired schoolyard cliche...

You would answer very well to a whipping.

Thou art like the harpy, which, to betray,

Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world.

Now those are fighting words! Playground, three o'clock!

Men from children nothing differ.

What's this 'we' shit? You're the only one I see blappin' her lips here.....

A slippery and subtle knave.

Threatening spanking while the threatened is leering at a Claudia Black avatar is more like an invitation than a threat...

"Thou art like the harpy, which, to betray, dost with thine angels face, seize with thine eagle's talons. Toads, beetles, bats, light on you. Thou didst drink the stale of horses and the guilded puddle which beasts would cough at. The music of his own vain tongue doth ravish like enchanting harmony. As ass head and a coxcomb and a knave, a thin faced knave and gull. O, were mine eye bans into bullets turned, that in a rage I might shoot them at your faces. Out, dung hill."

*the previous message brought to you by The William Shakespeare Insult Dictionary. Only a few plays were raped in the making of this reply.*


**but, then, I quoted Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Gangs of New York, so I guess at least I have to bow to the source material**

BTW Guy, check the "Lost Saints" thread to see if my bullshit was even close. It's been a few years.

**Time out**

Noted and commented on.

**Time in**

Definition of an oxymoron, Bakerstreet quoting Shakespeare!  And not even in Hillbilly!

Definition of an oxymoron, Bakerstreet quoting Shakespeare! And not even in Hillbilly!

ouch

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport

If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport

Yea, but mine is gas powered, not powderpuff like girls are!

Yea, but mine is gas powered,

I knew I smelled something. Must be the tamales.

I knew I smelled something. Must be the tamales.

ROFL!

Flame fest? This is a laugh fest!   

Smells better than your old stoagies!

I knew I smelled something. Must be the tamales.

Oh please, that thing's so stretched out from his recreational activities, a tamale wouldn't stay put. A couple of jumbo burritos maybe.

Or to flame in the words of a wiser man than I, F--k you, F--k you, Fu--k you, F--k you, you're cool, f--k you, f--k you, I'm out of here.

(Citizen)jennifer1December 30, 2006 19:37:48Reply #1

Nice cut and paste dip shit. (Is dip shit one word or two?) Next time don't come to flame war with unoriginal material. I can only imagine how many times you have lamely tried to impress people with such easily recognizable fluff.

I'd be disappointed if thought you actually had a brain. I know better.

After all, 95% of your content is regurgitated crap posted on the net somewhere.

Nice cut and paste dip shit. (Is dip shit one word or two?) Next time don't come to flame war with unoriginal material. I can only imagine how many times you have lamely tried to impress people with such easily recognizable fluff.

we learn from the masters dickhead

we learn from the masters dickhead

and just in case you are too thick to get it - you were the master!
Some day you will find yourself - and wish that you hadn't.

Flamefest? yup, that does sound Flaming. Umm, that would make you all a bunch of Flamers. Why can't you people just stay home? Marching your Flamingnessness up and down the streets and public forums of our communities. Enflaming public opinion. What's next? A parade? And Flamewar is an oxymoron if I ever heard one.
And another thing... first gerbils, now innocent tamales and burritos. You inhuman monsters. What is wrong with you people? Must you extend your perverse behaviours into every facet of society. Now we know how TacoBell's food supply became tainted with e-coli.

You will have a reckoning. The day of redemption is at hand. REPENT! Repent...
and thou shalt be saved.

Now we know how TacoBell's food supply became tainted with e-coli. You will have a reckoning. The day of redemption is at hand. REPENT! Repent... and thou shalt be saved.

your ass just called and asked for your head back!

You will have a reckoning. The day of redemption is at hand. REPENT! Repent... and thou shalt be saved.

What kind of sanctimonious, retarded moron are you? Oh, I know...you're just wanting to keep the Taco Bell food to stuff up your OWN rear end! Good grief, man, you're some kind of sick!!!

Oh? I don't read your sorry ass enough to know that. I'm just helping out a friend.

Did you think I wasn't joking?

(Is dip shit one word or two?)

One. You must be a blonde.

Did you think I wasn't joking?

No dumbass, it's a flamefest, remember?

No dumbass, it's a flamefest, remember?

lol. ok. Your second sentence made me unsure.

lol. ok. Your second sentence made me unsure.

That was the whole idea, prey on your wimpy insecurities.