Why the hell do you think I would waste my time writing up flames here? The people I would flame don't have the intelligence required to even notice that they're being insulted and that just takes all of the fun out of it. I mean, seriously, calling someone clueless is one thing, but when they're so absolutely and absurdly abundantly clueless that they can't even tell that you're pointing out the lack of grey matter mass in the vacuum that exists within their cranium, well, then why bother?
I'd be happy to take an extra large flame thrower out and make use of it, but it would be such a waste of resources and then some liberal tree-huggin' hippy would come along and blame me for global warming, as well as being a resource hog. I'd rather burn up my natural resources keeping my home toasty warm or perhaps fueling my needless trips wheeling around wherever I may choose to go.
I suppose I probably should take advantage of this space to say that the NFL, it's fans, and the world in general would probably be well served if Bryant Gumble choked on his words and had to get mouth-to-mouth from Chris Collinsworth and somehow he was able to take both of them out at the same time, but that's only because both are so incompetent in calling NFL football games that having them banished from any future appearances on any media where you can hear or see them would be doing the world a great favor!
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