Microsoft Acquires Mozilla FireFox!

hehehehehe

Part of that idea horrifies me; the other part says "meh" Haha; it's a joke phew.

Na it looks more like a hack to me mate

That's certainly one of the more original jockes I have come across lately. Hehe
I especially liked the bit about security:

"3rd Party Opt-in
Disables nearly all pre-installed non-Microsoft software to prevent potentially vulnerable controls from being exposed to attack. You can easily enable or disable required programs as needed through the Add-on Manager by using any valid credit card."

WTF!?

is this microsofts way of getting people to download internet Explorer 7 or somthing? or is this actuly a big stupid joke i sure as heck dont want Microsoft Laying 1 finger on Mazilla

"RSS (Real Simple Sex)
RSS is a relatively new algorithmic technology fueled by the continued hot desires of many online web users. Accessed by an illuminating an icon on the toolbar - a single click allows you to view and optionally download anything that resembles a tit, a boob or a breast - rendered directly in the browser with speeds up to 10 times faster than the competition. Real Simple Sex can scan and arrange explicit images/pictures in order of quality and effectively filters out irrelevant content such as balloons or soccer balls."

"AKobe Phlash™ Multimedia Kit
This multimedia deployment package works in conjunction with the native Phlash™ Plugin that comes bundled with Microsoft Firefox 2007. Delivering, viewing and downloading customized interactive multimedia content has never been so simple. Learn More (Lawsuit from Adobe Pending)"

I saw the topic and heard a giant flushing sound

oh no! i wont fall this year...  



....nice joke    

"RSS (Real Simple Sex)

So where do I go to get this on? Oh, and does it come with virtual REALITY features so I'd feel like I'm REALLY enjoying it?

ehh, it could happen.

So where do I go to get this on? Oh, and does it come with virtual REALITY features so I'd feel like I'm REALLY enjoying it?

We appreciate your patronage, and plan the virtual sex reality in the next update CCS (completely complex sex), coming in the middle of december.

Our debute will consist of a lucious female santa that gives all good boys whatever they ask for, and all the naughty boys a good spanking.

HaHaHaHaHa.

Thats one of the funniest things ive seen on the web.

Lets all hope Uncle Bill dosent see this and does it for real.

Still funny as f**k tho.

whew its a joke...sent up my blood pressure for nothing...

Well MS did say they own Linux now. Well ballmer said that. So I guess they want FF next.

I did visit that site. just a big joke.

And NO - MS dosen't own Linux....

Our debute will consist of a lucious female santa that gives all good boys whatever they ask for, and all the naughty boys a good spanking.

Oh goody, first I'm gonna be real good, tha get the 'pressies'....then I'm gonna be real, real bad so I can go across her knee.

And NO - MS dosen't own Linux....

Maybe not...YET, but you'd be surprised at just how much MS actually owns and markets under alternate labels/brand names.....deeper investigation into components and software can often reveal Microsoft is the 'parent' company/manufacturer.

MS will never own Linux. You can't own something that is free and is not owned by anyone.

One of these days you all will open your eyes...

And NO - MS dosen't own Linux....

MS will never own Linux. You can't own something that is free and is not owned by anyone.

One of these days you all will open your eyes...

well no, MS can't own Linux, but it can package a distro like so many others, and sell it.

You need to open your eyes my friend. SuSE is currently sleeping with MicroSoft. The news I here is together, they are speculating on developing a hybrid Linux/Windows distribution.

Ain't that an eye opener?

That's f**king sick. Of course Bill's always late, the Mac boys got there first, just as Steve did the first time, well... when he 'jacked Xerox.

Ain't that an eye opener?

Here's another one for ya, only it does the penguin a big favor in the fight against Microsoft. Xandros

I especially love, "In a world without fences, who needs Gates?"

Gee, I wonder what MS SuSE will do to the Mac OS? That will be interesting. I think it's interesting enough booting the Mac OS to current many Windows boxes. Link

I especially love, "In a world without fences, who needs Gates?"

I suppose you never heard of "The Great Wall of China"?

Anyway, nobody really "needs" anybody, but I suppose when you hold a majority of the market share by a LONGSHOT....well you draw your own conclusions

Link

You need to open your eyes my friend. SuSE is currently sleeping with MicroSoft. The news I here is together, they are speculating on developing a hybrid Linux/Windows distribution.

Not true. I hang out at Linux forums most of the day these days and everybody is pretty much ditching SuSE becuse of what they did. I dig up some links for you later. The story is suppossed to be that Novell did this to keep MS from sueing them over what MS claims, MS claims that the Linux kernel uses some form of MS code.

So anyhow talk to you later.

Making windows and linux more compatible is a good thing and bout time

Ditching SuSE cause they joined forces with MS is small minded in the xtreme how pathetic

Well most Linux users hate Windows and MS.