#$*@! they did it again

#50 said "fart"

Well its done it again skinkit...your basic skinhit filter conspiracy to keep you silenced by the powers that be

Since I am among friends I decided to go ahead. I thought I was being lady-like though. I did say excuse me!! hehe

My grandfather always used to say: "Where ever you be let your wind go free."....and I don't recall that being gender specific, so why not!

Besides, it's much better to have an empty house than an unwelcome tenant.

That fiber will get you everytime

Same with prunes & epsom salts....if ingested, anal announcements/rectum recitals are best avoided.

Same with prunes & epsom salts

Ewwwww, not epsom salts!! And I agree with your grandfather. He was a wise man!

And I agree with your grandfather.

Yeah, so do I....in supermarkets; hotels; public transport; the obligatory elevator.

Excuse me....

My grandfather always used to say: "Where ever you be let your wind go free."

My grandmother said "better to share the blame than bare the pain"...furrrppp

My grandmother said "better to share the blame than bare the pain"...furrrppp

Bugger the pain and attribute the blame'....even funnier when you point the finger at someone who's embarrassed by anal announcements, never (eats baked beans) does public trouser coughs.

Well it looks like we have have 2 threads going at the moment with body related functions "Oops I did it again" and this one...being new at this, is this standard or should there be more???

should there be more?

Most definitely should be more body function related threads....oooops I did it again.

Curried Cabbage 1 tbsp. olive oil 1 1/2 tsp. curry powder 1 med. onion, thinly sliced 4 cups shredded green cabbage 1 1/2 tsp. fresh lemon juice 2 tbsp. plain yogurt


Ooops...wrong thread...LOL!!!!

pinto beans, cornbread, onions and a glass of buttermilk.....whooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee slap yer grandmaw!

Ooops...wrong thread...LOL!!!!

Yep, the fumes'll do it to ya every time....eventually going to your head to create confusion.

pinto beans, cornbread, onions and a glass of buttermilk.....whooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee slap yer grandmaw!

That's what I love about these threads.....brings out the best in everyone.

My grandfather was a great exponent of the trouser cough but was always twice a good (bad) after a few pints of Scrumpy (alcoholic cider)....shall have to down a few before my next Oz Parliament public gallery sitting.

pinto beans, cornbread, onions and a glass of buttermilk.....whooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee slap yer grandmaw!

Twice!!!!!

Another thread I must read incognito

Another thread I must read incognito

Of course, but you might wanna exchange that brown paper bag for a gas mask...given the way some of these blokes are going just lately.

Another thread I must read incognito

I be thinkin' thars a scented squiggle abouts...starkers!!! man the port'oles!!!

I be thinkin' thars a scented squiggle abouts...starkers!!! man the port'oles!!!

What, to open or close them? Me thinks, tho, we need something scented around here to combat those other, pungent odours we've been getting lately.

What, to open or close them?

Bloody no, to keep 'em from hangin' curtains an sash on 'em starkers

scented squiggle

...hmmmm ..well at least I know which thread that disappeared from, only to appear mysteriously in this thread.

My grandma ...a notorious master farter [bless 'er] ...used to have these words of wisdom when peeling off a doozie...:

"Best to fart, and smell a little
...than bust your ass, and be a cripple"

...Don't know that I ever agreed with her, after being within close proximity on many an occasion.

Bloody no, to keep 'em from hangin' curtains an sash on 'em starkers

Arrrggghh....fer sure me bucko, can't 'ave that sort o' fing 'anging about n' blockin' airflow when us 'aves so many master farters aboard.

Erk...hmmmm ..well at least I know which thread that disappeared from, only to appear mysteriously in this thread.

I did not disappear - i'm incognito still - this thread needs
freshening.

Thanks for that contribution, Tapper....was always an ambition of mine to let a pungent one rip in an crowded elevator. Trouble was, it didn't turn out to be so funny when it eventually happened....

I worked as a public servant at Queensland Police Headquarters here in OZ and was in the elevator on my way to the 8th floor when an SBD literally burst through (chicken curry the night before) and caused some distress to the other occupants....

Under normal circumstances it would have been hilarious and would've fulfilled one of my greatest ambitions....and would have but for one thing. The other occupants were: two superintendants; an inspector; the Police Commissioner; the Police Minister and the State Premier, Joh Bjelke Petersen, each my superior and not even remotely amused....

The Minister, Russ Hinze, was a rather boisterous and rough around the edges type, but even he was less than impressed, saying: "You dirty, dirty baaaastard!" Needless to say, what should have been a momentous occasion turned into mush and it became the longest elevator ride in history/my life....tho I can look back now and see the funny side of it.