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What You Don't Friggin' Care To Know About Me

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What You Don't Friggin' Care To Know About Me

but i'm going to tell you anyhow

from JoeUser Forums
I've come to notice that you guys around here either don't know much about me because you don't want to or you just simply haven't been told enough about me. Well, if it's because you don't want to know than this is going to be like watching Power Rangers: Whatever They Come Up With Next! Of course, the way it's going now, there's only going to be one ranger to start with and then he/she is going to have to fight his/her way to find the others.

Well, that opening paragraph was kinda scary, I'll try to keep from that stuff now. We don't want to run into stuff like that again.

Some things that you might now about me:

I am a male
I am part alcoholic (my dad's side of the family) and part pschotic (my sisters) j/k
I have 2 older sisters and one younger
I am the only boy
My parents are divorced
My German Shepherd ran away about a month and a half ago and my mom wouldn't take me to find him
I go to two schools and I do English on the internet
My first name is Brandon
I was born in a hospital...
... in Panama City Beach, FL
My favorite thing to talk about is cheese (then llamas)
My favorite thing to eat is cheese (then llamas)

Now, things you most likely didn't know:
My I.Q. is 149 (I think)
My eyes are blue, hair brown, teeth white, butt numb, and ear itches
I was born medically def
I am far sighted
My favorite color is clear (neon clear to be exact)
I like to rub things in peoples faces, especially when I should stop where I am.
My mom is about 5'2" and my dad 5'7"
I'm 6'0" (the second tallest person that we know of in my family)
I like comic books, cheese, card games, cheese, video games, cheese, and pretty much just collecting things that I can play
with, and did I mention cheese? how about llamas? well I did now!
I can't stand Nascar
I like turning both left and right in parking lots
I don't know when this is going to stop
Maybe it will be soon, just stick with me
When I grow up I want to be just like the real Capt. Cornbread
I'm nearly monotone (I can't here the differences to know that my voice isn't changeing pitches)
I'm soft spoken even when I try to yell ( ??? )
I suck at first person shooters and rock at racing games
Party Games on consoles give me nightmares
This is going to end soon because I'm boring myself
The next time I do something like this I'm going to stab myself in the space in my nostril
I've only written 30 something things about me on this article...
And I'm going to leave it at that

If you would like to share any pointless information about yourself I would love to hear (read) it. Please don't hesitate. I'm not going to do like JeremyG or Trinitie and bash you for being open about yourself. No offense to Trinitie. Lighten up girl! I don't care if Jeremy takes offense now. I nominated him for every award and then when I go to reply to one of his articles, he deletes it. No more mister nice cornhead!

Capt. over and out!
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
pretty close to genius--isn't 140 considered to be genius?


You have to have an IQ of 145 or higher to be a MENSA member, I do believe...unless they changed it recently.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dharma~I just took the test too? 129. So I always told you that you were so much smarter than I (me?). .

Capt~we just about got the same IQ dude~I think it is so cool. Only I never really was too big on the cheese thing? But after reading all these cool comments about cheese~I am gonna pick some up next time I'm at Safeway ASAP. I just knew your article was gonna be a popular one dude! And I know how much you like to get all the really cool comments (as do most of us other bloggers!). So congrats dude. Maybe you should think about making this a regular blog feature? Over and out!

~MadPoet
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, I think the last time I said cheese in an article I got like 28 replies. Maybe it was a different one but maybe that's what it's gonna take to keep up the good responses anyways. We have a new set of bloggers than there was when I started so...

Capt. over and out!
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
I rarely read your comments and articles without smiling.

Blog on.

Tractorman
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
"
Dan, has anyone ever told you that your social skills might be slightly lacking? Just a thought....
"

lol now nobody has! But I don't personally agree with the whole concept of social skills... which is a story in and of itself...

Cornbread, that sounds right- about 27 about normal (theoretically, 100 is average, although most americans tend to score a few points above). Once again, I hope you weren't offended.

~Dan

PS I'm a mensa member, and they aren't able to give out scores, nor is it based on an IQ scale.
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
what is mensa?

Capt. over and out!
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mensa is the "high IQ" society. Visit www.mensa.org for more information. I took the test and got in the mid 150's... but it also played to my strengths, vocab and such.

~Dan
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Capt. guess if the IQ thingy is right.........well your smarter than me. lol. My IQ is a 117. This is what they had to say about me also.............
Your Intellectual Type is Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change.

~carebear~
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
Capt~what you just said would be so funny if you were being ironic on purpose dude! . You made me wanna laugh, and cry a little bit too. Only one Capt. Wish there could be more like you. Anyway, check this out~my IQ came back 129? And according to the "analysis"~I am a: "Fiercely independent thinker with the soul of a poet." . Now how did they go and figure out all that stuff about me, huh? This blog is so cool dude! I hope you will come up with some more examples like this to entertain and enlighten us both. Good work Capt.

~MadPoet
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
But I don't personally agree with the whole concept of social skills... which is a story in and of itself...


Somehow I find that totally believable......why don't you blog about it?
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply #27 By: MadPoet41 - 4/20/2004 7:00:59 PM
Dharma~I just took the test too? 129. So I always told you that you were so much smarter than I (me?). .


I don't think so. I think that you're much more capable than I in certain areas..
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Somehow I find that totally believable......why don't you blog about it?"

lol I imagine. I will.

~Dan
Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top
I did the ol' tickle test and of course it was not my thing. I guess for not liking to think about meanings of words, i didn't do too bad.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have found a great fondness for taking pictures. I guess that's another thing you probably didn't know about me.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top
One more thing about me... I like to make things up. For example, The Adventures With Capt. Cornbread or 100 Things Capt. Cornbread Wants To Do Before He Dies.

Capt. over and out!