What You Don't Friggin' Care To Know About Me

but i'm going to tell you anyhow

from JoeUser Forums
I've come to notice that you guys around here either don't know much about me because you don't want to or you just simply haven't been told enough about me. Well, if it's because you don't want to know than this is going to be like watching Power Rangers: Whatever They Come Up With Next! Of course, the way it's going now, there's only going to be one ranger to start with and then he/she is going to have to fight his/her way to find the others.

Well, that opening paragraph was kinda scary, I'll try to keep from that stuff now. We don't want to run into stuff like that again.

Some things that you might now about me:

I am a male
I am part alcoholic (my dad's side of the family) and part pschotic (my sisters) j/k
I have 2 older sisters and one younger
I am the only boy
My parents are divorced
My German Shepherd ran away about a month and a half ago and my mom wouldn't take me to find him
I go to two schools and I do English on the internet
My first name is Brandon
I was born in a hospital...
... in Panama City Beach, FL
My favorite thing to talk about is cheese (then llamas)
My favorite thing to eat is cheese (then llamas)

Now, things you most likely didn't know:
My I.Q. is 149 (I think)
My eyes are blue, hair brown, teeth white, butt numb, and ear itches
I was born medically def
I am far sighted
My favorite color is clear (neon clear to be exact)
I like to rub things in peoples faces, especially when I should stop where I am.
My mom is about 5'2" and my dad 5'7"
I'm 6'0" (the second tallest person that we know of in my family)
I like comic books, cheese, card games, cheese, video games, cheese, and pretty much just collecting things that I can play
with, and did I mention cheese? how about llamas? well I did now!
I can't stand Nascar
I like turning both left and right in parking lots
I don't know when this is going to stop
Maybe it will be soon, just stick with me
When I grow up I want to be just like the real Capt. Cornbread
I'm nearly monotone (I can't here the differences to know that my voice isn't changeing pitches)
I'm soft spoken even when I try to yell ( ??? )
I suck at first person shooters and rock at racing games
Party Games on consoles give me nightmares
This is going to end soon because I'm boring myself
The next time I do something like this I'm going to stab myself in the space in my nostril
I've only written 30 something things about me on this article...
And I'm going to leave it at that

If you would like to share any pointless information about yourself I would love to hear (read) it. Please don't hesitate. I'm not going to do like JeremyG or Trinitie and bash you for being open about yourself. No offense to Trinitie. Lighten up girl! I don't care if Jeremy takes offense now. I nominated him for every award and then when I go to reply to one of his articles, he deletes it. No more mister nice cornhead!

Capt. over and out!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
One more thing about me... I don't like cornbread!

Capt. over and out!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
You da man Cap'n... I'm sorry to hear that you don't like cornbread though... have you ever tried it with sugar and milk?

I've actually roped a couple llamas in my day. Once was just for fun, the other was to put a halter on it. That should make me cool in your eyes since I've actually hung out with llamas before. I used to a date a girl who kept two llamas in a pen in her front yard. (i can tell you're getting jealous)

My Uncle has Alpacas. I think they're like cousins to llamas or something.

Blog On Dude!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Unless you're an idiot savant (spelling?) in an area far removed from writing, your IQ is not 149. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

~Dan
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
"I used to a date a girl who kept two llamas in a pen in her front yard. (i can tell you're getting jealous)"

He may not be, but I sure as heck am. Llamas? Wow...

~Dan
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Unless you're an idiot savant (spelling?) in an area far removed from writing, your IQ is not 149. I'm sorry to disappoint you

I'm sorry, like I said, I wasn't sure. I took in when I was like 12 so I just kinda lost track over time. Actually I forgot within a week. *sigh*

da man Cap'n... I'm sorry to hear that you don't like cornbread though... have you ever tried it with sugar and milk?

My parents had me try it all kinds of different ways. None of them very good to me.

That should make me cool in your eyes since I've actually hung out with llamas before.

Dude, cool is an understatement! That almost makes you as cool as my refrigerater

I used to a date a girl who kept two llamas in a pen in her front yard. (i can tell you're getting jealous)

Could you tell me her a/l and phone number? I may have to pay one of my friends to stalk her for a while. Someone like carebear... j/k. But yes I am jealous of you now. How did you get so lucky? That's not even fair.

Well blog on Dan and imajinit.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nice to meet you cornbread..
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Cp'n... dont listen to Dan...

skill in writing is no measure at all to ones IQ... yeah - 149 is a little high, but dont let him belittle you... yes, we all know Dan is the best writer in your age group on this site... heck, he is a much better writer than me... but that sure doesn't mean he is smarter than me or you...

I never knew you were a cheese connoseur (sp?) i would really like your thought on this little ditty as i am also a big fan of cheese. My ultimate discussion would involve cheese, pirates, and Ninjas.

BAM!!!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Capt~nicely done! And your blogs are always a lot of fun to read~so don't sweat the IQ thing. But what's up with all this cheese stuff, huh? . I really liked this one~keep up the good work!

~MadPoet
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Capt~nicely done! And your blogs are always a lot of fun to read~so don't sweat the IQ thing. But what's up with all this cheese stuff, huh? . I really liked this one~keep up the good work!

I'm sorry, I meant it jokingly. The number is a bit high, and I was just trying to say it in a way nobody would take offensively. Trust me to be unsuccessful on that front:)

~Dan
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Do you have a particular cheese that you prefer? I personally prefer Brie or a nice Cammenbert...occasionally Stilton.

Did you mean 'deaf' as opposed to 'def'? As in can't hear? If so, do you sign? I took 2 semesters in ASL, so I can remember some stuff...
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
If anyone is interested, (and yes, I know it is probably not as scientific as they claim) but you can test your IQ online at Link

Looking at the questions cements the idea that IQ and "smarts" are not the same thing!

Interesting blog Captain Cornbread--I enjoy reading your work!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dan, has anyone ever told you that your social skills might be slightly lacking? Just a thought....
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
hehe funny, I knew most of the things anyways (kinda scary eh?) but some were new, and the old ones, always fun to re-read. Which kind of cheese do you like best?

Imajinit - ropeing llamas! how cool!

Llamas live down the road from me. We've roped them a couple of times, and haltered them. After that we lead them around and "train" them, its fun. We even have obsticle courses for them, jumps, weaves, tunnels, ducking under things. Yeah, we live in the country nothing beter to do lol. Anyways after they are trained we take them to fairs and show them. Just thought I'd share an odd little story.

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Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I liked the article!
I love cheese too! All kinds!
I love string cheese!!!! Llamas are cute but, have only petted one at a petting zoo.
My parents have 2 Pigmy goats. Does that count??
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Fun article to read Capt. Cheese is a wonderful thing isn't it?

Oh, and to anyone interested in taking the online IQ test-be warned that IQ measures neuronal development as it primarily tests the rate of transmission, and becomes very, very useless as one is past their formative years. So, unless you are younger than about 15-16 it doesn't really mean too much.

I always enjoy reading your articles Capt., and this one was no different.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I grew up around llamas. Our vetrinarian actually had a llama farm.

Ah, the power of cheese. My favorite form of cheese...........cheesecake I'm with dharma, I love brie! My friend had a euchre tournament and she served honey baked brie.......yummy!

I am so terribly sorry about your dog.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ha! I'm sorry Dharma. I guess I didn't make it clear enough. Actually, I had severe scar tissue in my ear. That's why I was deaf. I got tubes put in my ears and some how that fixed it. I'm not sure how but it did. Actually, I have one in my ear still. I have had them put in 4 times I think. My doctors are all amazed at how my one tube is still in there.

My favorite cheese. Oh boy! It's hard to decide, but my favorite is probably colby jack. I like to have it with virginia baked ham. Oh my gosh that's an awesome snack.

Kelly~ nice to meet you too.

LOL... I'm sorry but this is just killing me. I cna't believe so many of you actually liked the article. I wasn't even going to post it once I finished but I thought I had to to level out against articles like JeremyG's. Thanks for the coments everyone.

Capt. over and out!
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Has anyone ever tried Orange Cheesecake???

Next time i see my mum i am going to get the recipe... I implore anyone who has the necessary smarts and means to prepare it to do so and be forever in my debt.

BAM!!!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Umm... I'm going to have to say that I never have. I'm sorry Muggaz.

Dan~ Is 127 more like it? Well, that's what I got from the IQ test I just took. Hopefully that's more like it for you. If not I'm sorry to say that I can't make myself stupid for you. LOL

Capt. over and out!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yeah thanx for your stalking comment Capt. lol. Maybe I'll just have to come and stalk you as my next victim. Remember, I do know where you live!! Muahhhaahahaha. lol. I don't know if I ever told you this or not, but speaking of all these people that posted they live near llamas, well I happen to live near some also. I see them everyday on the way home from school when my bus passes them. I don't know the people who own them, but I just know that they have two of them, a white one and a multi-colored one. As for the cheese thing. I do like cheese a bunch, I will admit that, but I don't think it's the best food in the world. It's probably # 2 on my list of fav. foods. I'd have to say my favorite food is peanutbutter. You mean to tell me you don't like cornbread??? OMG. It's so good. I think you're the only person that I know that doesn't like it. As for the IQ thing......no offense, but i don't see how someone like you could have an IQ of 149!!! lol jk. I know you're really smart, but your lack of common sense is what sets it off i guess. Well untill next time....

~carebear~
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh yeah.....I guess since i'm kinda new on here, I thought I'd put some stuff about me on here since you suggested it Capt.

I'm a girl
I'm 15 years old
I'm mainly from German decsent, the other parts of me are Indian, Irish, and African American.
yes, Capt. you're probably thinking, really hard about the african american part. But I am. That's why I get really dark in the summer.
I have two younger brothers, no sisters, so i'm the only girl besides my mom.
my parents are still together
Ummm....I guess you might wanna know my real name because carebear isn't my real name....my real name is Ashley.
I don't know where I was born, I think the stork brought me to my parents......no not really, I was born in Lancaster, OH
My favorite food is peanutbutter, which I think I already told you, then after that it's a tie between chicken and cheese.
My favorite thing to do is talk and sleep, then next would come eating. You gotta have the food! But not to much or you might get sick and we don't want that happining!
You some of you might know some of that already so now im gonna try and think of thing you might not know......

Ummm lets see.......
I'm just around 5'5 and a half I have green eyes, brown hair, umm....im not fat, but i wouldn't consider myself really that skinny either, but if I said I was fat my friends would beat me up.
My favorite color is blue
My shoe size is a 9 1/2 to a 10 depending on what brand of shoe
Sorry Capt. but I like NASCAR!(heck yea baby, fast cars!)
I'm in the highschool band. I used to play the flute untill 8th grade, now I play the French Horn, because brass is better! (and my french horn is A LOT louder than your trombone Capt. lol.
I do like sports. It gets me away from my other life. I play soccer and softball.
My favorite animals are #1 llamas and frogs tie, #2 horses, #3 dogs
ummm....lets see what else is there........umm......well i can tell you that Capt. is one of my best friends and we go to the same school. Well im going to leave it at this so I don't bore yalls. untill next time.........

~carebear~
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh yeah, one more thing.....
Music~ I like to listen to some Christian Rock. Especailly Relient K. I also like to listen to bands like linkin park, and various rap/pop music.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Has anyone ever tried Orange Cheesecake???


Yes, I have, and it's deliciously yummy!

Capt, my IQ is 133, according to the test I just took, so don't feel bad. We're smart, we're just not geniuses. Besides, who cares?
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
Capt, my IQ is 133, according to the test I just took, so don't feel bad. We're smart, we're just not geniuses. Besides, who cares?


pretty close to genius--isn't 140 considered to be genius?
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know what? I don't think I could handle being a genius. Then people would think I should be doing even better in school.

Capt. over and out!

P.S.~ Please bore us carebear. Can I start using your real name every now and then?