Brazilian_Joe

Reply to Why Mecha Lenin is so Grumpy in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="Mecha-Lenin" reply="35" id="3188917"]Nooo, in worst case scenerio I will get 2 laptops and fly to Brazil.[/quote] Yeah right. That's just an excuse to smuggle some russian brides in and export some mulatas for your slave sex trade mafia.

Reply to Why Mecha Lenin is so Grumpy in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

Yes truly. Between humanlings and work (my façade until my earth domination plans unfold) it's been hard to get some time to join MP crowd. I'll try to get my elbows greased for that.

Reply to Why Mecha Lenin is so Grumpy in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

He is grumpy because Seleucia smuggled some pudding into his noob pie. He is higly allergic. He has been sitting on the white throne for several days since then, with a bucket on his front. Stuff comes out down and up. While sitting, he also played through the entire iOS and Android angry birdsies, tiny wingsies and is now contemplating buying a Playbook on craiglist looking for more casual games. Poor Mecha is almost worthy of pity. Almost.

Reply to Ships on the land of never-never in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

My Titan was happily leveleing up on a different gravwell.

Reply to VL is now (maybe) leagal to play in MP, VR stay still banned. in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

What about making SB upgrades cost fleet supply for all factions? Then you give TEC and Advent upgrades which give a -1/-2 fleet cost per upgrade. TEC Loyalists could get a -3 fleet per upgrade since they can have 2 SBs per gravwell. Consider this table, with each upgrade costing more fleet than the previous: <td width="219"

Ships on the land of never-never in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

I had a large fleet of capital ships. Once I told them to jump to another gravwell, they merrily decided to either move or teleport to a location between two planets, around 120 degrees off of the direction of the planet. initially I thought they just disappeared, but they were still taking up ship slots and showing up in the planet gravity well. There is something wonky with the path-finding for sure.

Reply to I MAY HAVE DISCOVERED WHAT'S CHASING THE VASARI in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

I am the only one voting for time travel so far. 1) Phase experiments with time travel cause a rift in the fabric of our universe, creating an energy leak which will cause it to prematurely die. 2) In the distant future, all three races unite to attempt to create a multiversal phase lane to flee to another universe. 3) They united too late, the energy leak sapped too much energy already, phase lane cannot be activated. 4) Backwards time-travel is no

Reply to Is Rebellion "Large address aware"? in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

That poor horse. I wish that dead horse becomes a ZOMBIE HORSE and beat you sick bastards back!

Reply to [requesting sticky, as usual]MechaLenin's Guide to Trolls is back! All newbies must read. in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="axxo2" reply="409" id="3183128"] Quoting Brazilian_Joe, reply 405Bite me. MR maya since when do they have internet in brazil?[/quote] Not only we have 50+ Mbps connections, they are not data capped too. [e digicons]:P[/e] Depends on city of course. Not only that, but we also have the hottest women - not only in looks, they like to have fun - with the most diverse phenotypes, to suit all tastes and save us from boredom. We also h

Reply to [requesting sticky, as usual]MechaLenin's Guide to Trolls is back! All newbies must read. in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="OddskiBoddski" reply="401" id="3183095"]what the hell man. Trololol is racist and offensive to me as a russian youtube surfer. I now plan to sue everybody that has watched Trololol.[/quote] [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o[/video] [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o[/video] [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o[/video] [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o[/video] [video]h

Reply to Balance patch? in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="Yarlen" reply="5" id="3181877"]Not today, looking at Thursday.[/quote] Unless the bread lands with the butter side down. Or up.

Reply to Suggestion for better balance of VL ship labs in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

Problem to me is that once researched, it is too much of a sudden jump to late game tech. You unlock the full tech tree far too easily. I actually don't think that 4 cap ships providing 16 labs is OP at late game. Problem is getting to it too easy, too soon. A completely different approach is to cap the number of labs on ships, and gradually lift the number with later techs. Assume a beeline tech where each tech requires the previous level and each has 2 levels.</p

Reply to How to increase from 40 to 3042.87 diplomatic points? in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="Buttons6" reply="5" id="3181433"]Looks like your a popular guy! Just watch out for those Vasari females... [/quote] You know vasari, like insects, regenerate? And that Vasari females, when they breed, their, erm, organ actually chops out and swallows that male's appendage? A very painful bite from a different mouth. Since the Vasari regenerate, it grows back eventually. Not recommended for humans though. Watch out.

Reply to Suggestion for better balance of VL ship labs in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="Skote" reply="6" id="3179817"]The capital ships cost the same as the labs themselves. It actually costs more in the end to use ship labs because of the research required for them. There really isn't any good way to nerf shipboard labs with out making them completely nonviable.[/quote] While there is the research required to enable the ship labs, they come in for free on each capital ship built. Making them cumulative with planetary labs has the problem of mak

Reply to Did the devs really put clues in the game's code? in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

It's the TAV - Tec-Advent-Vasari Coalition. In the future, near the end of the universe (dying of old age - or perhaps a phase 'energy leak' is sapping it?) they were trying to open a humongous phase gate to jump to another universe, but found out they would no longer be able to harness enough energy, because it was too spread out in our universe. Because they fought for too long before they joined their forces to flee from a dying universe. They then settled for t

Suggestion for better balance of VL ship labs in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

I think to reduce the overpoweredness of ship labs, the following should take place once the tech is researched: 1) 1st level of tech should give weapons labs, 2nd level should give imperial labs. 2) On each tech level research, the following would also occur: a ) Labs of that type would be disabled, to have no effect on tech tree. This should be a permanent, uncounterable, undisablable effect. b ) Labs wo

Reply to Empire Tree - Still Unusable? in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

One problem is that it has an absolute point-of-reference. So, when there are ships jumping, an extra group is created, offsetting everything downwards. When the group arrives, everything shifts upwards, and sometimes downwards agains when ships are (re)grouped inside the arrival planet. If the point-of-reference were to be made relative to the player's view, specifically the planet vertical span where the mouse lies in, it would stop bobbing up and down and let the player

Reply to Rebellion Balance: The Good, The Bad, and the "wait.....what?" in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

Converting the jumping ability into an upgrade option - like the 2nd level upgrade after phase gate - is enough to limit its proliferation mid-game due to economic constraints, but in MP a vasari player may be eco fed and this limit be lifted. Late game though, a large empire would not have a problem building lots of these. The fleet supply has a purpose: to limit the offensive power into a defined envelope. Without a fleet cost, the Orky upsets the balance to 'limitless' heig

Reply to Empire Tree - Still Unusable? in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

Yes, yessssss, of cooooursseee. Empire Tree jumping up and down is uber annoying and a usability-destroying nightmare.

Reply to Rebellion Balance: The Good, The Bad, and the "wait.....what?" in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="AceXMachine" reply="72" id="3178664"]The problem I see with the suggestion is that it doesn't "tone down" the jumping Orky, it virtually removes it as a viable option, especially on small fleet games, and to a lesser extent normal fleet games.[/quote] That's why I suggested 1 captain + 50 fleet as a balancing factor for the jumping Orky. You are basically trading a capital ship for something much more powerful, able to face several of them (capitals) at once.

Reply to Rebellion Balance: The Good, The Bad, and the "wait.....what?" in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="AceXMachine" reply="66" id="3178448"] Incase it wasn't made clear, using fleet supply is not an option...end of debate.[/quote] Debate only OFFICIALLY ends when I say so. I am the gatekeeper of the debate-ending seal, bestowed to me by the Almighty StamPunk-Mao... O was it RoboMarx? Translation: Trololololol I don't agree with you, ergo you are an idiot trololololol trololol trololol. Trolololololol peanut-head argument about Orky

Reply to FAN Art for [ Sins Of A Solar Empire ] 2 in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

@redskittlesonly: Try to convince the devs to make the 'loading' splash screen a dynamic image. just overlay a 'loading' message over an image, make both do a very slow panning to give it some movement. let the images either auto-download from the internet, and/or from a folder on disk. Leverage the fan art on the loading screen!

Reply to Patch notes for 1.03? in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="gundamlit" reply="27" id="3178313"] OK, for short: the devs are evil. Am I right? [/quote] Wrong. The Universe is evil, and it's out to get you, and make your life miserable(er than it is). And drop your toast with the butter side down. Except in job interview days, when it will slip butterface-first in the side of your job-interview-pants.

Reply to Patch notes for 1.03? in Sins Rebellion Sins Forums

[quote who="Volt_Cruelerz" reply="26" id="3177842"]So late this week if all goes well, next week if some minor problems and week after if Murphy's Law holds.[/quote] Law of Reversed Outcomes: the summoning of a Law as an attempt to predict an outcome will cause it not to happen, to disprove and ridicule the summoner. Corollary: If the summoner is aware of the Law of Reversed Outcomes and summons a law (such as Murphy's</em