yngmon

yngmon

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....................our path has lead us to a open site where we see to distant travelers coming to a rest....... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce

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.......................ok . ok ......here is a test for u to c your own plain of understanding...............but i will have to share this one on both levels...... for it was your questions that answered...... Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

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.......................ok . ok ......here is a test for u to c your own plain of understanding...............but i will have to share this one on both levels...... for it was your questions that answered...... Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet

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A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news". "Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient. The doctor replies, "You only have 24 hours to live." That's terrible," said the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?" The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday." .................go back THe Beginning......you r welcome here.................................once you arrive.......

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.......... A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said

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........maybe a little humor will put things in order....... "A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the h

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........another one?.....ok - How do two programmers make money? - One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses............ A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users

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Two geniuses are walking on opposite sides of a river bank... One yells across the river to the other, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" The other shouts back, "You are on the other side."................lol this one never gets old.....................

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................who are all these new minds?.....that have you brought with you? ..........r they ready????????????????and if they r not ....send them back to the Beginning................ ...[e digicons]*_*[/e] ... yy's u r yy's u b i c u r <p style="text-al

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........let take a break...........................i heard a joke.... A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to <a id="AdBriteInlineAd_buy" style="padding-bottom: 2px; margin-bottom: -2px; background: url(http://files.adbrite.com/mb/images/green-doubl

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......knock ...knock............ .....mind.impulsedriven.net.......... .....and please...........start at THeBeginning ............

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...................I have traveled far and have returned with a short story I have been told.............................when I first heard the tale....... I was in one instant...... filled in a manner that is almost to perfect....... to be called anything less than devine.... I share this story freely because it was given freely.......I did not judge and have gained much....... will you do the opposite and exceed.... </block

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.....................do u c only night and day?..................or is it day time always........................................?

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................................i feel there are many of you who have practiced so hard.... that you find yourself awakend in even your sleeping dreams................. .....this is natural.......and will provide a ........... on which to balance energies in more than one realm......................................we all seek the inner light which is pure awarness..... ...but until a unknown point ahead.....we will allow our tool to serve its noble purpose... <

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....................I SEE THAT MANY OF US HAVE SHARED OUR PATH............... .......and how do we feel?........................is this what you thought i would be?........ .....then for once you have experienced something new....... if you do not like the taste...............then would you rather dine on something more aged? ...............there are other items on the menu............for what is served at this altitude, is complicated by such factors a

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.........................what does aspirin mute..?......................is not pain a basic defense.........is in not needed to protect the fragile surface.... is it not the pain receptors that protect against maim....? If a child who is un aware of his ESP abilities, suffers constant head pains, will that child not be given a form of substitute to aid

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..................................i can see that many have found their way.............. I am filled...[e digicons]k6[/e] ....for it is not natural for us who are alike, to dwell alone.... and i ask of those who have reached this point; and now only start to vision a higher level..................... to take those following ................by the minds hand......and help them see the error of their judgement........ we all seek the next level.... but if

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..........................................move from alpha.....................focus on your breath............................................................................. ..........................................now into delta................................................................................................................................... calm.............................relax........................................from the feet up.......................

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