Once again, a warning. This parody contains swear words and innapropriate humor, ranging from 'you dummy' to 'you teamkilling fucktard'. I was probably high when i wrote this, which was a while ago. So i decided to share the pain with you all. If you think it is in bad taste, or unfunny, or lame, or stupid, and you reach a general consensus, I will remove if so asked. I do not want to insult or anger anyone with this story. It'
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It's the Yuuzhan Vong heer coms da hammar! [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
118, and thanks btw, Caedus, for the reminder, it's appreciated. com on, heer we goes [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
First of all, that first one is epic! It's like the god-child of the Daedalus! The split bow is a really cool touch too. And the Asgard ship is awesome too. It looks kinda like the ?Vliskner? class. I never know how to spell those asgard ship names. The O'Neill is easy, just remember, 2 Ls! wate 4 it, w8 4 it... [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
Oh, yeah, sorry double post. This is different subject so... This will reach 1000 posts! I declare it so! a leetle moar tyme [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
In response Orodum (tho i am WAY tardy) Iknow. I've just...well...god i have to say it, never played Halo CE! [e digicons]:'([/e] It's pathetic. I'm such a Halo enthusiast, and i've never even played the first game! PA-THETIC "If we don't make it..." "We'll make it." "It's been an honor serving with you John." teh big crush iz s00n [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
104 nuks iz hao mny we uzed wen we nukd caprica. shh, deys sleepin (Btw, all this BSG stuff I'm doing is to commemorate the FINAL 4 EPISODES!) [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
Not true Samurye. AS long as you follow the 100 things to do if you are an evil overlord, then you'll do just fine! kil dem capri cans. cursez, da b@lstar galatika dun s-cape. cursez, and all that junk. [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
It true. Just ask Geof Back 2 da subject, I like that Mass Effect ship. How big is it, exactly? Gonsta kkil caprica. Eet dis, sheeple. [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
Yah, i'm tired of my stupid sentences. Screw dis: 100 Snaek atak gainst Caprica [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
"I do know how to pick 'em." I [e digicons]:grin:[/e] Teh snaek atak. Caprica wil nevar c it comin. [e digicons]-_-[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
N ow we're catch i n o n . E veryone, t ry to keep this thread happ y and aliv e ! I t's fun and G ET T H IS T HING OFF ME!!!! OH GOD IS IT A BLUE SPIDER??!! [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
oh, gotcha. I'm a tard sometimes. um, we are missing ROFLCOPTER!! Mai roflcopter r go SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
"Don't make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep it." [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
we'll just pick up AFTER -OW- Athena, skipping polestar and tito 116 [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
98, there's lots of spams like threads [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
Hurry chief, the ark, there's not...much...time and btw Caedus, It's "Yank me Chief ." [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
Start! 100 [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
So, I took you all's advice, and I'm editing the opening thingy. To everyone who's been following all four rounds, you don't really need to read this. To all new posters. It's pretty imperative that you read page 97, and the second to last post. That should catch you up, and I'll also lay down some of the rules we all came up with at random. So, here they are When you post, you must include either +1 or -1 before the number (i.e. +1 77) to indicate to others whether yo
I am your shield, i am your sword [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
Except that the main character was killed by lesbians. [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
Somethi n g l i ke that, i thi n k. What would it e a t , y ou ask? S ometh i ng e x tremely delicious. Why, headcrabs of course! [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
Jeez, Caedus. You crazy. So a n yway, I saw o n tv a f e w day la t er that wh y the panda climbed the f ir tree o ut in Nebraska was that o u r ca r bon emissions were too high. [e digicons]:cylon:[/e]
When you find yourself giving a speech as you watch a gigantic Advent fleet emerge from phase space and head toward your capital with only your home fleet defending it and you find yourself fighting back tears because the speech is just..so..strirring, and when you find yourself shouting commands to your pilot and gunner and sensor officer and XO and comm officer and you find yourself yelling at those Cobalts to watch their flanks and your Kodiaks to move up, when you congratulate your Marza'
Well, i don't know about other people, but I like the way the fighters fight in Sins. Granted, it's not explosive awesome or intense, but at least it's realistic. In Empire at War, the fighters move so slowly that a fighter just passing by could easily pick them off while they're preoccupied. Plus, they;d be cannon fodder for any kind of larger vessel. Think about it, you'd be flying in a very small, very fast rocket. The best you could do would be to flash by your enemy, and fire off