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Reply to Another quiz... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I don't need to post any answers on this one. Poetmom99 took care of it. Congrats!

Reply to Quiz that is easy for those with CLEAR and CLEAN minds. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Here's the answers. Congrats to all that got them. 1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? Talk 2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? Legs 3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and women love so much that they often blow it? Money 4) What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k? Firetruck 5)

Reply to My Favorite Place in Misc JoeUser Forums

Ho's wife's name was Chong Mi.

Reply to The most dangerous things you will ever hear in the Army in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh, it's been said. Maybe not word-for-word, but that opinion has been expressed. That's what I meant. I've heard all five from the original post. Some multiple times. I'm sure the general line has been said many times.

Reply to The most dangerous things you will ever hear in the Army in Humor JoeUser Forums

General - "I don't care how much testing was done, we need it deployed now!" That's a good one. Very scary and just as likely to be said.

Another quiz... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

OK, here's another quiz. 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what an

The most dangerous things you will ever hear in the Army in Humor JoeUser Forums

The most dangerous things you will ever hear in the Army (by rank): Private - "This is something I learned in Basic..." Sergeant - "Trust me, Sir." Lieutenant - "Based on my experience..." Captain - "I've been thinking..." First Sergeant - "Watch this shit..." <!-- Ju

Quiz that is easy for those with CLEAR and CLEAN minds. in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Easy for those with CLEAR and CLEAN minds. 1) What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse? 2) What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of? 3) What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and women love so much that they often blow it? 4) What word starts with f and

Reply to More Lightening Up in Humor JoeUser Forums

This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. So funny! Thanks!

Reply to My Favorite Place in Misc JoeUser Forums

Hey, greywar, fix the pics! I'm looking forward to seeing you craving your Thunderfuck... and then getting it.

What to do in case of a terrorist attack in Humor JoeUser Forums

I was going through some old links under my favorites and came across this link. I laughed until I had tears coming out of my eyes the first time I saw it and I did it again tonight. This is some really funny stuff. Link I think the Michael Jackson one and the closin

Reply to Anal Rape Victims and General Stupidity in Misc JoeUser Forums

That's a Huah! picture. Here at DLI, Tradoc mandates that the permanent party leaders - PSG's, DS's, 1SG's, CO's, etc of the student/trainee companies wear what one of my buddies calls the GBRV - Gay Blue Reflective Vest. Sorry, I don't have a pic link. HHC wears the yellow power belts and the students/trainees wear reflective armbands. That way, even in PT gear, you can tell who you're not allowed to be seen talking alone with...

Reply to What would you do if you won the lottery? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Poetmom99, Kayles, and citahellion - very nice. Looks like you all have pretty diverse plans. I like the family-centric orientation. I might have to add some kind of charity/sponsorship/ community outreach idea to mine, too. I like that. psychx - I've often wondered if I would ever have the courage to ride in a space shuttle, and I think I could, but a russian capsule? I don't know about that... Of course they are the only ones offering

What would you do if you won the lottery? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

So, I was at work yesterday and I was hanging out in the office at the end of the day with a couple friends. We got on the subject of money and that somehow led to the lottery. I mentioned that I heard on the news that someone had won the $290 million jackpot a few days back and we started in on how to spend that much money. Well, I don't know who was more

Reply to Dating Lesbians in Dating JoeUser Forums

Chip - You did do something! Those nights watching wrestling and getting hammered helped me rebuild! Hell if I han't had the WWF to obsess over and you to push it along I would have been much worse. I'm glad to have been some help. I also remember playing RAW is WAR on Playstation and trying to remembe

Reply to Dating Lesbians in Dating JoeUser Forums

I remember this timeframe. I remember being concerned for you, but had no idea what to do or how I could help (if at all). Then I left Korea and lost touch for a while. When I came back on my TDY, you seemed to be doing better, but I think that was while you were dating, and that's a timeframe you haven't gotten to yet, so I could be wrong. I probably am, since I only visited on weekends and was full of tequila/recovering from tequila during my vis

Funeral Detail - 7 July 2004 in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've decided that I will keep track of all the funerals that I go to during my time on the detail. Today, I had a service in Watsonville. It was another cemetery service, and like my first, was just a two person detail. I again arrived early, in order to see the layout of the area. I met with a very nice man and woman who were there as directors. They sho

Reply to If you could ask a US solider a question..... in Current Events JoeUser Forums

In a day where this deployment of troops and this war has caused such an outcry in the public, I'd like you to ask this soldier for his/her single best memory of his/her time there. Ask him to share a story that shows how he made a difference. No matter how minor it seems - Soldiers make a difference. And while people may disagree over whether we were right or wrong to go into Iraq, this Soldier can show us that some good has come of it through his/

Reply to Teaching Nightmares in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

My students are soldiers. I keep my door open and try to conduct any conversations/counselings with them in front of other teachers. I usually work with my civilian teaching team leader (a female) to conduct joint sessions. And I still live in constant fear. The Army's Training and Doctrine Command has taken a number of black eyes and worse over the years and now, the staff and faculty have to step very carefully. I got a piece of advice bef

Reply to My Favorite Place in Misc JoeUser Forums

I miss it, too. I miss Quinn (yet another wrong brother) and Christi. I miss your "autopilot". (I developed my own autopilot after learning about yours. Got me home from Sungnam a few times during my time at SUSLAK.) I miss knowing that no matter how drunk I got, someone would make sure I stayed out of trouble and I got home ok. And made sure I heard about it the next day. I have more stories that start with "Apparently, last nig

Reply to Your Rank is Not For You! (Part 2) in Current Events JoeUser Forums

In Hawaii, our 1SG set the holiday duty roster by calling in all the PSG's and telling us he'd already divided the duty term up into blocks (usually 12 hour or less) and that we should put our names in the blocks we wanted. He usually started with the junior ranking PSG and went up from there. There was always one block leftover and that was the block his name went into. If there were too many blocks (sometimes we had to have duty runners, duty driv

Reply to Sergeants As Loco Parentis in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Good old SSG Stoneroad. That guy got a few girls from outside your class, too. But I do know what you're talking about when it come to how he acted. We had a similar guy in Hawaii. One of the finest NCO's I've had a chance to work with, profesionally. Because of him, I made SGT later than the average golf, but I know I earned that promotion as a result of his pushing me towards the goals set before me. That of course was years before this new, "o

Reply to Who are you to tell me I can't enter the base? Pt II in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I was talking to one of the guys I work with here and he suggested we apply for a part time job with the company. Working weekends only could bring in an extra $1000/month. The downside would be California state taxes. And in California, they nail you. Once your household makes taxable income, they count all household income against you. So, I don't have to pay state taxes since I'm active duty and not a resident, but if I or my wife got a job, Ca

Who are you to tell me I can't enter the base? Pt II in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Just an update on my gate guard post from last week... My wife went to Army Community Service (ACS) a few days ago to check out the part time job listings. Apparently, the guy there tried to sell her on applying with the security company that is providing gate guards. He said they are starting people at $19/hour and that she could start immediately. Now th

My first funeral duty in Blogging JoeUser Forums

On Friday, July 2, I went to my first funeral since being selected for the duty. It was a small service at the cemetery and the family only requested Taps and a flag presentation, so it was only a two person job. On Thursday, I met with the Senior Airman that volunteered to work with me and we talked through our duties and then practiced a little. The SRA