You know you're a geek when ...

something like this is funny ...

Hilarous even.

Just had this IM conversation with a buddy of mine. (names changed to protect the guilty)



[14:30] Me: SQL Server is a gift from SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[14:31] Me: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
[14:31] Me: This "I hate Microsoft" rant brought to you by the letter S, the letter C, and the number 0.
[14:32] Him: sco?
[14:32] Me: :)
[14:32] Me: *dingdingding*
[14:32] Me: Give the man a cookie.
[14:33] Him: what's the sco <-> miscrosoft sql connection?
[14:33] Him: if you say odbc, I'm gonna hit you




Now, if you laughed at that one ... then you've definitely spent too much time with a computer. :D

Do y'all have any examples of really weird humor that can only be truly understood by a member of Geekdom At Large?
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I'm laughing because earlier today my wife was making fun of me for doing the ultimate in "geek" brain teasers. They were based on Morse Code. ;~D

Thanks for the laugh!!
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As far as having anything, I'd say pretty much anything on bash.org
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wow, I feel like such a geek now. I always thought of more as a "geek-wanna-be" haha.