The Hottest Pony Peasant Facist

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Boys... in the immortal words of Aretha Franklin "There ain't no way to love you, if you won't let me". Push out the jive, bring in the love! No more sexism and no more homophobia!
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Pacifism, eh? Well I'm willing to give it a try, but I hope you've blacklisted Pete, or this won't go far:)

~Dan
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I know this is off topic, but you inspired me to go buy a copy of 'The Vagina Monologues'...I'm taking a break from reading it now...
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I find it most humorous you are trying to end all this with your open mockery

I imagine Sir Peter would forgive you if you grovelled at his fight like you rightly should.

I will forgive you, but you must first admit, that as a general rule, females are manipulative.

BAM!!!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
grovelled at his feet :P

BAM!!!

(sorry, i am just shaken by this hostile attitude you have towards us)
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yay Dharmagirl!

I'm so glad to hear that there has been some inspiration and not all this hate! I hope you enjoy it!
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nobody hates you, faery. just wanted to let you know that. Well, maybe I should speak for myself...

I don't hate you.

~Dan
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Muggaz, I find your banter to mimic that of one of the geeks on "Beat the Geeks," yet I find no wit or purpose in anything you say. I seriously hope that you are under the age of 14. So far the evidence is backing my guess. I mean I have been to your ninja site and I seriously hope that you decide to buy a dictionary someday.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
It must be stupendously above you

I make sure i use rudomentary grammar, and i try to be concise and to the point... sometimes i try and spell stuff incorectly to annoy anal retentive prudes like you.

sort the good from the bad if you know what i mean...

I am glad you took the time to try and patronise me, i found the experience enlightening.

BAM!!!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
okay Emiril, but you do realize that rudimentary means "undeveloped," don't you? I would look up words before I use them, even if they do make me sound smart. I mean, you wouldn't want people to think you're a uncivilized idiot......
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I find no wit or purpose in anything you say


Ok... let me spell it again... i use undeveloped grammar so idiots like you can understand...

I make sure i use rudomentary grammar, and i try to be concise and to the point... sometimes i try and spell stuff incorectly to annoy anal retentive prudes like you.


but you do realize that rudimentary means "undeveloped," don't you?


essentially, that was the point i was trying to make, but thanks again....

You must be kicking yourself right now i imagine... if i were you, i would get your gf to delete this proof if idiocy, because otherwise, you seem like a smart dude, but i think this post was clouded by red mist mate...

BAM!!!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Muggaz, you can't win this one:-/ For everyone's benefit... just drop it. It's not important and you may as well have as few enemies as possible

~Dan
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh Dan I'm liking you better every day!
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well Muggaz, despite my attempts to elevate your vocabulary to a third grade level, you still seem to want to live in this childish world. The fact that you didn't comment on my accusation that you are under 14, must mean that it is true. If in fact you do speak like a prehistoric numbskull for the benefit of others, it certainly doesn't do much for your character. Of all the comments you've written, I haven't a hint of your "normal" language. You are either very committed to your exposure of anal retentive people, which means you're a bigot, or you are just trying to cover up for your lack of intelligence.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
"The fact that you didn't comment on my accusation that you are under 14, must mean that it is true"

Yes that must mean it’s true peasant. You have proved beyond all doubt that it is true and I applaud you. But maybe he didn't comment on your "accusation" because it was ridiculous. You are clearly a very poor uneducated pleb and I suggest you go and look for a job and make something of your life.

Phantom and Urban Faery like to present themselves as winning this argument but they seem to forget that they have deleted numerous comment made by myself and my disciples, which prove beyond all doubt that you are both fascist homosexual apologists who are no match for the great Sir Peter Maxwell.

"Nobody hates you, faery. just wanted to let you know that"

I find that statement somewhat inaccurate to say the least.

Over and Out ™

Sir Peter Maxwell
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
which means you're a bigot, or you are just trying to cover up for your lack of intelligence.


Or, i could be a 13 year old bigot with a lack of intelligence? That seems to be the most likely outcome for you.

I am sorry you are so hostile, i apologise if i hit a nerve to do with a bad childhood or something... you should really learn to take it easy... I know you were doing the whole 'i am your boyfriend, and i will protect you on the internet' thing... but i never said anything to you in the first place.

You are just another hardcore. Go review Waynes World or something, learn to chill out.

Sir Peter, I thank you immensely for pointing out the obvious. I am in eternal gratitude.

BAM!!!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Maxwell,

When Muggaz requested the comments that I deleted, I sent them right away. Would you like a copy? I've said that they are available for anyone who's interested, therefore I'm not holding back any info and I am not a facist.

You guys are contradicting yourselves calling me a homosexual while at the same time commenting on my boyfriend. Where's the logic?
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well Muggaz, you were close in your assumption on my motives. If it wasn't for my lack of activities during the day, i probably wouldn't have said anything, but most of all I can't stand your inability to accept other opinions. I did like you at one point Muggaz, but now you just annoy me. The fact that you have to get your boyfriend to come help you fight your battles, is another thing that intrigues me. You two seem to be so homophobic, yet, you're never apart. I should warn you, I think he's cheating on you with Jepel. Might want to set up a prenup before you really get into things.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Phantom...

Please show me one point wher i did ot accept anothers opinions...

I am anything but homophobic mate... please feel free to point out how you deduced this fact.

You dont know me at all mate, and you are assuming a lot about me, when it is really quite evident from your posts and abuse that you know nothing at all. Feel free to provide a constructive argument against aything i say at any point of time, however, i would appreciate it if you did not attack my character, because i cant hunt you down and throw bricks through your window, which at this point of time, i would very much like to do, but unlike you, i get over shit very easily.

Once again, I apologise for getting you worked up like this.. but i really am lost as to why you are on a witch hunt against me...

BAM!!!
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Urban Faery your offer is most gracious, I would like a copy of the comments emailed to me dear girl, [email protected]

I would also like to point out that I am not homophobic as you call it, I would like to refer you to an article I wrote criticizing Marvin Cooley for his homophobic attitude.Link

I feel that myself, Muggaz, Phantom and the beautiful Urban Faery are becoming bogged down in a petty argument that no one can win and is surely tedious to all concerned. So I propose that we end the fighting and even agree to disagree if we have to, do you agree with me Phantom and Urban?

I bid you all good day and I wish you well Urban Faery

Sir Peter Maxwell
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
...I never thought I'd hear that from SPM. I just never even imagined...

~Dan
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Proposal accepted Sir Peter. I can't speak on behalf of Urban, but I accept.

And Muggaz, good luck trying to throw bricks through my window. I don't have a home! hahaha......hey wait....aww man.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Phantom, you can put this



in your pipe and smoke it.

BAM!!!
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey Peter,
Didn't we all come to an agreement to stop this foolish argument oh say, about a week ago?? Thank you finally, maybe now you can leave Urban Faery's blog in peace.

-Tama
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Proposal accepted Sir Peter. I can't speak on behalf of Urban, but I accept"

 Of course you can old chap, A man must always speak on behalf of his wife or girlfriend.

I am glad the argument is now over.

Good day to you

Sir Peter