Uninhibited Bisexual Militant Moan

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Last night a bunch of us went to help out selling tickets and chocolate vaginas at the Vagina Monologues (or yacking yonis as I like to call it). The show was good. It was really great to see twenty seven women up on stage breaking the taboo and spreading the word about the power and the uniqueness of each and every fabulous vagina. They talked about discovering your own vagina, sex, rape, violence against women, menstruation, childbirth, orgasms, and vagina warriors who fight to make a difference.

The show ran for three nights and was practically sold out every night. They made 11 000 dollars for various women's shelter's in Guelph and created a huge amount of awareness about breaking the taboo around vaginas.

So your task for this leap day, even if you only do it once every four years is to go love a vagina. It could be your own, or someone elses. Stroke it, kiss it, massage it, or just look at it. Go appreciate this amazing and beautiful creation! Pussy Power! Super Snatch! Cool Cunts! Captivating Coochies! No matter what you call it, today is the day to remind them that they are appreciated.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I usually eat a donut or something while I check things on my computer. Your article made me sick to my stomach and I was unable to enjoy Joe User. There are parts to the female anatomy I would rather not think about let alone look at.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
How do you feel about the wang? Why go to an article called "uninhibited bisexual militant moan" if you can't handle the all mighty cooch? As far as I know I don't have any actual pictures of vaginas on my site. Are you sure you didn't feel sick because the doughnut went bad? Or do fundraisers make you ill? I'm seriously concerned about your state of health!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
They talked about discovering your own vagina


The rest I can mostly understand, but does anyone really ever have any trouble discovering her own vagina?
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
To be honest, I find this all a little disturbing. Chocolate vaginas?

~Dan
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Bulboushead: When I wrote about discovering your own vagina I meant that for girls it can be difficult to "discover" their vaginas because they are constantly told not to touch them, not to look at them, and to be ashamed of them. By "discovering" their vaginas I meant realizing that it's okay to touch them, and learn about them and be proud of them the same way that boys are proud of their penises.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
And Dan, the chocolate vaginas were a novelty. Like boob pasta and penis jello-molds that they sell at sex/joke stores. Because they were a novelty they were a great idea for fundraiser since it's rare to find chocolate vaginas in daily life!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
haha...Head, that was awesome.

I'm going to jump aboard here and say that vaginas are awesome. I don't know a single straight man (and maybe I just don't know enough men) that doesn't love vaginas.They're warm, furry and don't get in the way nearly as much as penises do. What a perfect piece of genitalia.

And I'm all about women finding and exploring their sexuality as much as we men. And if you have to think of this way, guys...if women explore their sexuality like they should, it increases your chances of getting laid.

So think of me as you will, now.
Chris
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Speaking of which... you can make money by "exploring" by simply buying a video camera...

~Dan
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well Unfairman...piggy-backing off your comments I would say that I think as women become more and more comfortable with their sexuality it will make it a lot easier on us open-minded guys who would like to better please them. Women who are uncomfortable with themselves I've found are the most difficult to satisfy.....especially since comfort can open up communication.
Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top
And Dan, the chocolate vaginas were a novelty. Like boob pasta and penis jello-molds that they sell at sex/joke stores. Because they were a novelty they were a great idea for fundraiser since it's rare to find chocolate vaginas in daily life!


I'll take 365...that'll get me through the year.

lol