Juvenile Humor

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I was going through some boxes the other day, and came across my yearbooks from Junior High; 79-80, 80-81 and 81-82. All three are still in good shape after 23 years and more. Wish I could say the same.
Anyway, seeing all those old pictures brought back memories of stupid "book titles" and authors we used to make up to be smart alecks. Below are some that I remember, and some that I made up sitting here. Can you add more?


"Run to the Outhouse" by Willie May Kitt (say it fast)

"The Guide to One Night Stands and Quickies" by Banger & Gough

"Yellow River" by I.P. Freeley

"Brown Spots on the Wall" by Hu Flung Pu

"Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts

"Brown spots in the Yard" by Squatt & Leavitt

"How do you Like it?" by Hardin Wett

"How to Pleasure a Male Midget" by Thumb & Forefinger

"Gay sex and You" by Phillip McCrevice

"The Cold, Deep Water" by Damwell Hung (think urinals)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

"Run to the Outhouse" by Willie May Kitt (say it fast)


You missed the co-author on this publication..... Betty Wont!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
You missed the co-author on this publication..... Betty Wont!


Oh, yeah, I forgot good ole Betty.
At WJHS, it was "iilustrated by Betty Wont. I see you went to Jr. High, too.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
You missed the co-author on this publication..... Betty Wont!


Oh, yeah, I forgot good ole Betty.
At WJHS, it was "iilustrated by Betty Wont. I see you went to Jr. High, too.


Now that I think on it, you're right. It was "illustrated" by, not co-authored.
And I "really" don't want to think about how long ago JH was. Since in less than 30 days I hit the half century mark.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
do not forget "the wounded tiger" by claude ballz
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
also," how to lose wieght"

by wun phat phuk.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
You missed the co-author on this publication..... Betty Wont!


I thought it was Betty DOnt.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Since in less than 30 days I hit the half century mark.


Well, happy birthday anyway, old fella. Go Steelers!

How about those idiots throwing trash on Maddox's lawn and stuff? He even has to take his kids to school now so they won't get harrassed on the bus. Isn't that stupid? Word is he wants out.

do not forget "the wounded tiger" by claude ballz



That's a great one!! I never heard that one before.

also," how to lose wieght"

by wun phat phuk.


That's good, too. How about "Prostitution for the youthful and overweight" by Fat Yung Ho


I thought it was Betty DOnt.


Well I've actually heard it both ways.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
How about:

"The Long Dry Spell" by Anita Goodlay
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
This one is actually true:

Here at our city hospital there is a doctor who is a specialist in urology. His name is Dr. Richard Zoutman. He actually calls himself Dick for short....Dick Zoutman. (read Dicks Out Man) LOL

True story.