Whatta FUCKED UP DAY!

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It's Thursay February 26th

Today wasnt that great of a day! I woke up this morning with a horrible pain in my ear... so I told my mom about it and she told me to go back to sleep and my dad would take me in. Well my dad woke me up bout 10 and we headed for Point. Went to the ER and got in the room and then they started flushin my fuckin ear out w/ water and shit..and put these drops in my ear and they flushed my ear over and over again for over an hour! IT HURT SO MUCH! Well yeah after that was done it was bout 12:45 didnt get back to school till bout 1:15 which was awesome cuz i missed the biggest bitch SLOVACHEK (math teacher that is)! Yeah then when that was over i was so happy to see Casey..he was wearing the black pants that I told him to wear!! oh he's so awesome!! but the thing is I made a mistake by telling him not to ask me out right now!...bad mistake so I think im gonna hint to him to ask me out tonight! Which im very scared about and very NERVOUS! But yeah he looked really sexy today! I just wanted to jump on him and make out w/ him but its in school ya know..ya cant do that! BULLLLLLLSHIT! Schools so gay I hate it right now..grr grrr...but yeah its bout 9:26 and outta here and gonna talk to case so bye bye
Kels
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sorry to hear that your school is so homosexual "gay." Your school really shouldn't have a sexual preference at all...interesting. So maybe you should ask your black pants glad guy out....nothing wrong with going after what you want instead of waiting for it to come to you.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
...so that's what it's like to be a teenager.

Okay guys, it's a poll. Do you think Dan Kaschel missed a decade and skipped teenagerhood, or forgot to grow up after age nine? Your pick.

~Dan
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think you missed the point of the entire article here Dan. This isn't what being a teenager is like at all. I know, I was just one up until a few months ago. This is obviously an incredibly post-modern parody of life as a teenager based off of fictional TV shows and the like. You can tell be the massive amount of profanity and the description of something as 'gay'. In fact, I was mad that someone else beat me to the point of saying something about the inherant homophobia. I think next time, you just need to look at the name of the article. It starts off with a word that doesn't even exist and then is followed by both profanity and a broken CAPS LOCK. Anyway, job well done on your hilarious mockery of Hollywood's version of life in America.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

You'd be surprised how often things are called gay in the real world, and who really cares anyway? Gay doesn't just mean homosexual, unless homosexuals are trying to erase the other definitions of gay, in which case, they're evil.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ben!!! you're a young guy? That surprised me!!!

Dan, stop trying to make conversations about you....that's my job....

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