I swear I'm gonna 9/30/05

I really swear this time I am going to change my actions. I am not going to do all of those stupid things I did before, such as plead for your sympathy by telling you all of my health woes. But while I have your attention ... let me tell you about this boil on my butt.

I am somebody at face value. I rarely give people cause to doubt me, even when I am guilty as sin. I can say all that I want about who I am and what I stand for. Sadly, they are just words.

Oh yeah, please respect me because I broke my leg back in January. They put two steel rods in my leg and this weather is really giving me problems.

*some things have been embellished but I swear I wrote this on my own ... if you don't believe me check Link*

**if you can't follow the link, they might have had to take it down because I have asked everyone to verify my story**

***I won't screw up and give you my password this time ... ha-ha***
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I thought about going to correct a couple of things for the way it read, but I can't be concerned with that sort of thing.
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Please somebody respond to stroke my ego

*did I say that out loud?*
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You're a naughty, wicked man.

I like you.
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Please Karma!  release him!  I lay myself on your feet as a sacrafice!
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He should be very happy that you didn't get ahold of the things i did, but yanno what?


Well, I could have showed him a few things (I'm cool like that *damn I keep saying these things out loud*).

No really I could have. I would have too if it weren't for me stubbing my big toe last night.

When I stubbed my toe I tripped and fell and hit my head on the keyboard. As I came to, I noticed that while I was out I finished my dissertation on the reproductive habits of the Bolivian Moon Fly in stark contrast to the value of a good Pentium 4 PC.

I won't publish it here though because you guys will never, ever, ever believe I wrote this. *I should really get to looking for someone's work so I can call it my own* *damn I did it again*

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You're a naughty, wicked man.I like you.


Thank you ... Thank you so very much for validating me. (BTW, my ego has now sucked a little of your life force away)

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I wonder when he's gonna get off restriction?


I'm still the very last guy in the ranks. BOO HOO!

I guess it is really ironical that the very upper echelon of JU could like me even though I am at the bottom. I guess being honest is the best way to get people to respect you.

Mr. Person that this article is in reference to, I hope you got that.
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Reply By: little_whipPosted: Friday, September 30, 2005Please Karma! release him! I lay myself on your feet as a sacrafice!We need to see a picture of you naked before we can determine whether this will help or HURT the cause, Dr.G.!


Sorry, this one is not maked adult content and no offense Dr. I wouldn't enjoy seeing you naked. I let you start your own thread for that one.

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He never gets it, sweetheart, and he never, ever will


Aint that the truth.
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He never gets it, sweetheart, and he never, ever will.


Aint that the truth.


Well, I hope for him that he proves you wrong someday. Even if the person he finally has a chance to prove it to isn't you, but metaphorically you.

I was much like him several years ago. I needed people to validate me for who I wanted them to think I was. One day I realized that, when I was away from everybody else, I liked the person I had become over the years. Who would have guessed? All of the people I had been working so hard to please would like that guy too.

So the straight deal is, YES, I like to feel validated for my accomplishments (who doesn't). I don't NEED to be validated because I know that I am happy with my work in life even if somebody isn't watching. And, it's a whole lot easier to live life without trying to remember which set of friends you have told which set of lies.

Good luck Mr. Person
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Sorry, this one is not maked adult content and no offense Dr. I wouldn't enjoy seeing you naked. I let you start your own thread for that one.

maybe I can just email LW a pic?

nah!  She would ruin her KB when she ralphed on it.

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nah! She would ruin her KB when she ralphed on it.


The KB only comes out of the box when it is being prepared for enjoyment.