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Do I need to Blog?

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Do I need to Blog?

Hell Yes!

from JoeUser Forums

But do I need you to respond or read it?  Well, I like it, but it is not necessary.

What I like to do is what I just did a few minutes ago.  I lampooned Dharma and her Franken Scar!

It was not mean, it was eerie! (unless you follow SciFi).  And it was inspired by what she said on someone else's blog.

it was fun!  It was not mean, and it gave a few people some laughs!

Why?  Cause life is tough, and every chance we get to laugh, we want to laugh!

SO how many points am I going to get here?  How may of my schizophrenic personalities are going to respond? 

let me rephrase that.  Do I really give a FF?

Nope!  I am in class this week, so my multi tasking is severely limited and so my status is going to sink.

And you know what?  I wrote 1 (ONE) article for prostitution on Google.  And I dont care.

because I am having fun!  Count your points! Get to the top!  Be #1!

Sorry, I am out to lunch.  JHF!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

blogging
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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
3 by little_whip
Monday, August 08, 2005


smell things,


Sniff my finger.


ummmmmm sushi?


No. Really, c'mon...sniff it.


You guys....as my kids would go when they're really grossed out...."uuuggghhh!"






What is lampooning?


what old time whalers do to catch whales.

wide eyed and straight faced....


Here I was thinking about National Lampoons!
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top

ummmmmm sushi?

Some would call it fishy.

Offworld Trading Company
Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top

what old time whalers do to catch whales.

wide eyed and straight faced....

No, Ms Latella, that is Harpooning.  Harp-Harpooning

Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top

WTF is a fruitarian anyway? All those poor helpless oranges and bananas, they never stand a chance. At least an animal can try to bite your ass before you kill it.

YOu have never come face to face with a 50 pound rabid honeydoo melon have you?

Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top

Seriously though, if it stops being fun, take a break. Don't respond anymore, and only write blogs when you really feel like blogging about it. It'll be good for ya.

You are so mellow (and I know it was before my time), but I just cant see you going off the deep end far enough to get banned.

Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top

You guys....as my kids would go when they're really grossed out...."uuuggghhh!"

Well, she touched me first!

{did not}

Did too!

Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
You guys....as my kids would go when they're really grossed out...."uuuggghhh!"

Well, she touched me first!
{did not}
Did too!


"Stop touching ME!"

I'M TELLING MOM!
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
P>E>T>A>? People Eating Tame Animals?
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
If any of you guys ever start to bed a woman that smells of fish, I'd advise you to back away slowly and date a better class of woman in the future.


uuuggghhh! Run for your lives men!



oh, go check out that PETA thread, I kicked some frutarian butt.)


I haven't read this yet. Gonna go check it out!
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
ummmmmm sushi?

Some would call it fishy.


He you're giving me a bad name!
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
If any of you guys ever start to bed a woman that smells of fish, I'd advise you to back away slowly and date a better class of woman in the future.


Hehehe...of course, THAT kind of smell is something best left to a doctor, but...

(And apologies, Dr.Guy)

Pineapple (when consumed) and other fruits can sweeten the scent of and flavor the nether regions.

ALOOOOOHA!
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top

"Stop touching ME!"

I'M TELLING MOM!

bububut Mom!  He started it!

Reply #38 from JoeUser Forums Top

Yup, and it just laid there and cried as I carved it up.

That one must have been dead already!

Reply #39 from JoeUser Forums Top

P>E>T>A>? People Eating Tame Animals?

Is this that one?  Guess I really am fuzzed out!

Reply #40 from JoeUser Forums Top

uuuggghhh! Run for your lives men!

If a woman warns you, HEED IT WELLL!!!!!!

Reply #41 from JoeUser Forums Top

He you're giving me a bad name!

Only if you smell like your name!

Reply #42 from JoeUser Forums Top

(And apologies, Dr.Guy)

Pineapple (when consumed) and other fruits can sweeten the scent of and flavor the nether regions.

Apology not needed.  I am changing the title to "Do I need to Blog And Feminine Hygiene tips!"

Reply #43 from JoeUser Forums Top
You are so mellow (and I know it was before my time), but I just cant see you going off the deep end far enough to get banned.


I wouldn't ask you to take my word for it. This is the blog where it happened:

Link

I wouldn't post this unrelated except that the blog doesn't seem to be one that demands relevance.

Dan
Reply #44 from JoeUser Forums Top

I wouldn't post this unrelated except that the blog doesn't seem to be one that demands relevance.

So you have an Irish temper, eh?  Glad you can control it and contribute again.  We all live and learn.

Reply #45 from JoeUser Forums Top
We all live and learn.


We do indeed. And hopefully I have plenty of both to do before I die.

Dan
Reply #46 from JoeUser Forums Top

We do indeed. And hopefully I have plenty of both to do before I die.

For someone so young, I am impressed.  Temper is one of the last things we learn to control.  You are doing well.

Reply #47 from JoeUser Forums Top
Much appreciated. Now as long as I can avoid waxing passive aggressive...

Dan