Reaganisms

Love him or Hate him, he was the Master.

"Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose."

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant: It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because the U.S. was too strong."

"I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress."

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination."

"Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under."

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens: no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."

"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

"No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."

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"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."


Carpentry?
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Carpentry?

No, close. It is done on your back tho.

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"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first."


Carpentry?


It's called prostitution. And he's right politics bears a striking resemblance
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"The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."

I'll have to add that one to my sig line. It' especially appropriate where agencies such as CPS and the IRS are concerned.
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It's called prostitution. And he's right politics bears a striking resemblance

Of the 2, I think the oldest serves a more useful purpose.

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I'll have to add that one to my sig line. It' especially appropriate where agencies such as CPS and the IRS are concerned

Somehow, I thought you would like that one most.

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It's called prostitution. And he's right politics bears a striking resemblance

Of the 2, I think the oldest serves a more useful purpose.


Your right, it does! Carpentry is however probably the second oldest!
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Carpentry is however probably the second oldest!

I thought that was lawyers?

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Carpentry is however probably the second oldest!

I thought that was lawyers?


Naaaaw! They came later!
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Naaaaw! They came later!

Lawyers are just prostitutes that dont know how to give you pleasure when they are screwing you!

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--"Lawyers are just prostitutes that don't know how to give pleasure when they are screwing you!"

too funny.

And as my "friend" would say, "You don't appreciate either one until you actually need one."
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And as my "friend" would say, "You don't appreciate either one until you actually need one."

Different forms of desperation too!