Out On The Town
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As my friends continue to move off and on with their lives, I find myself in a peculiar place. Once someone with a cell phone book of dozens of people to call at a minutes notice for an evening of fun, I now am reduced to seven. I know what you are thinking, hey, seven's not so bad. However, I've set out to make new friends so I have started going out completely on my own to some of my favorite haunts around town. So, last Thursday I decided Ebbet's Field was just as good a place as any. I settle at the outdoor bar and order a beer while watching the Cardinals game. Soon, I start discussing the game with my bartender (Brandon) who is particularly bored this evening since the bar is slow. We chat it up about who's who on the team and before the night is over Brandon has invited me out to one of his employee Ebbet's Field parties. Scoretastic. Not only that but serves me a damn good hamburger for free. Nice. But enough about him. I also meet a sweet woman by the name of Angie who is runs her own contract maid service. We share a pitcher of Blue Moon in between phone calls from her ex-husband about how cops have surrounded his apartment complex. Not sure about the official reason for that but its not really my business anyhow. Angie leaves around 12 am after much conversation. I bidded her farewell sure I'd see her at another happy hour soon somewhere. Next up is James. Now, James is a friendly fellow. And gets to know everyone at the bar which at this time is about 15 or so. James proceeds to buy everyone at the bar 3 yager shots and a beer. You are an alright guy in my book James. Now it get's interesting. One of the people at the bar is actually a customer of mine and she and her boyfriend take a great liking to James' free alcohol offerings. Of course at this point, James has spent a pile of money. So, in order to make it worth it to him the boyfriend offers the whole bar a flash from his girlfriend. So she does but not in the typical way. Instead she climbs on top of the bar and struts her way all the way across and back doing her thing. Still not sure how to feel about having seen a customers boobs that I know I'm going to see again. Anyhow, as you can see, plenty of fun can be had when one goes out on their own. I'll be back for more this coming Thursday, especially, since I think one of the waitresses might be sweet on me. Heh. This paragraph is getting huge so I think I'm going to sign off now. Ciao.