Villians

super ones at that.

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I am tired today, beaten down, so I thought maybe some entertainment is in order for me.

If you were a villian what kind of villian would you be?

here I will start, I would be a professional killer for hire, MY name would be sureshot, MY weapon of choice would be a .50 cal. barrett rifle will hollowpoints packed with fuminate of mecury.

My speciality would be a political assassin.

My fee is one million dollars plus expenses.

I work alone.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'll take that dare.

If I were a villain, I would be a "cleaner", my name would be The Man, my super power would be teleportation, and my methods would be simple: enter locked rooms, perpetrate shenanigans, and leave again. Mysteriously.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
As Dr. Guy will testify to, I am a Saint, so there is no way whatsoever I could ever be a villain.
Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would be a vampy sex kitten that would get her prey all hot and bothered and kill them off for a hefty sum...

Haha...
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: stutefishPosted: Friday, June 17, 2005I'll take that dare.If I were a villain, I would be a "cleaner", my name would be The Man, my super power would be teleportation, and my methods would be simple: enter locked rooms, perpetrate shenanigans, and leave again. Mysteriously.


nice, it's fun to let your mind roam
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: ManopeacePosted: Friday, June 17, 2005As Dr. Guy will testify to, I am a Saint, so there is no way whatsoever I could ever be a villain.


ummmmmmm yeh, ok, uh huh
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: alison watkinsPosted: Friday, June 17, 2005I would be a vampy sex kitten that would get her prey all hot and bothered and kill them off for a hefty sum...Haha...


kinda like mata hari with a twist.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
NEed you ask??? LMAO.. BATGIRL... NEED I SAY MORE?
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

As Dr. Guy will testify to, I am a Saint, so there is no way whatsoever I could ever be a villain.

Simon Templar!  Glad to meet your acquaitance!

I am the riddler! (not that clown of Jim Carrey, but Frank Gorshin!).

Riddle me this bat man!  hehehehehe

he was my favorite and I am about as competant as he was too!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

NEed you ask??? LMAO.. BATGIRL... NEED I SAY MORE?

SHe is a good guy!  How about Cat woman?  Julie Newmar version!  mrowww!

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: GimpyonePosted: Friday, June 17, 2005NEed you ask??? LMAO.. BATGIRL... NEED I SAY MORE?


yes armed with your favorite louisville slugger. lolo
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, June 17, 2005As Dr. Guy will testify to, I am a Saint, so there is no way whatsoever I could ever be a villain.Simon Templar! Glad to meet your acquaitance!I am the riddler! (not that clown of Jim Carrey, but Frank Gorshin!).Riddle me this bat man! hehehehehehe was my favorite and I am about as competant as he was too!


riddle me this doc, frank gorshen? why oh why?
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, June 17, 2005NEed you ask??? LMAO.. BATGIRL... NEED I SAY MORE? SHe is a good guy! How about Cat woman? Julie Newmar version! mrowww!


there is a long story about why gimpy choose batgirl doc, ask her, she might tell you
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hahhaha...well, while watching South Park last night, Adrian and I decided on our Halloween costumes for this year.

He'll be Professor Chaos and I'll be General Disarray. We'll wear tin foil costumes with soup can lid accents and go about causing confusion and destroying earth, in tiny increments, of course.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

riddle me this doc, frank gorshen? why oh why?

I grew up with him!  he was always so Eeeevilll!

I always liked him.

Sorry, if I have disappointed you Yoda!

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

NEed you ask??? LMAO.. BATGIRL... NEED I SAY MORE?

Ok, Master Yoda has commanded me to ask.

Why Bat Girl?  Cause the worst you are is that you have a secret good identity?  Given his recommendation, that seems the best explanation.

Mod is the best judge of character (except when he said Gary Oldham should play me!)

And which bat girl?  The recent one (pleehhh!) or the original one (yea hoo!)

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

He'll be Professor Chaos and I'll be General Disarray. We'll wear tin foil costumes with soup can lid accents and go about causing confusion and destroying earth, in tiny increments, of course.

Now want to be realistic?  Like who is going to believe that!

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lma DR Guy.. I should have typed it this way.. BAT GIRL.. not batgirl..

Lets just say I lost my temper with a person a few years back, happened to have a bat in my car, took my revenge out on her car ( she deserved it) I got caught did my penance . there is more to the story but tht is the funny part, my new nickname that is .. BAT girl
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lma DR Guy.. I should have typed it this way.. BAT GIRL.. not batgirl..

Lets just say I lost my temper with a person a few years back, happened to have a bat in my car, took my revenge out on her car ( she deserved it) I got caught did my penance . there is more to the story but tht is the funny part, my new nickname that is .. BAT girl
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top

Lma DR Guy.. I should have typed it this way.. BAT GIRL.. not batgirl..

Lets just say I lost my temper with a person a few years back, happened to have a bat in my car, took my revenge out on her car ( she deserved it) I got caught did my penance . there is more to the story but tht is the funny part, my new nickname that is .. BAT girl

Yes maam!  yes Maam!  Can I get you a cup of tea Maam? 

Mod is always right!  And you are too! yes Maam!  Can I help you in any way?

(Mod, help me!  Please!  I did not know!  you are my only hope Obi Wan Kanobi!)

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, June 17, 2005Lma DR Guy.. I should have typed it this way.. BAT GIRL.. not batgirl..Lets just say I lost my temper with a person a few years back, happened to have a bat in my car, took my revenge out on her car ( she deserved it) I got caught did my penance . there is more to the story but tht is the funny part, my new nickname that is .. BAT girl Yes maam! yes Maam! Can I get you a cup of tea Maam?


lmao, I had to go through the aftermath with her, the judge was not impressed by her "skills with a bat"

michele is all of 5 ft and sweet as can be doc.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: Texas WahinePosted: Friday, June 17, 2005Hahhaha...well, while watching South Park last night, Adrian and I decided on our Halloween costumes for this year.He'll be Professor Chaos and I'll be General Disarray. We'll wear tin foil costumes with soup can lid accents and go about causing confusion and destroying earth, in tiny increments, of course.


yer even sweet as a villian,sheeeshhhhhhhh
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would be some sort of communist guerilla superhero. My weapon would be an AK-47 and the blinding light of socialism, which shines on the darkness and lies of capitalism. I would also have the ability to start guerilla movements and have a large following of proletarians fighting to remove their chains.

And I would get a time machine and reveal Lenin's last testament so Stalin doesn't take power. Hopefully Trotsky won't fuck everything up...
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: latour999Posted: Saturday, June 18, 2005I would be some sort of communist guerilla superhero


you already are latour, in writing at least. heh heh heh
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top

And I would get a time machine and reveal Lenin's last testament so Stalin doesn't take power. Hopefully Trotsky won't fuck everything up...

Power Corrupts.  Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.  Trotsky would have been as bad.

Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
My name would be "Shadow" I would work from the shadows and use stealth and distance as my tools. Sniper, poison, knifes and technology are my trade. I would work for only tose morally (my morals) right and only for those that have been truely wronged. I would live in the night, and no one would be able to hide or run far enough.

No super powers, military training is my background, doing things for the Gov none of you want to believe goes on. But we need.

Shhhhhh was that a shadow or not? If you think not, its to late...