Damn Hormones

Biological urges back the fudge off

I don’t know what to write about today. My mind is all over the place, so maybe I will just post a train of my thoughts.

If I knew how to post pictures, I would have put a picture of a train right here where this paragraph, but I cant, so only the sentiment of my humour can remain.

Sex. That’s one thing that is always on my freaken brain. No matter how much I try to ignore my biological urges, it’s all I seem to think about, I feel like a boy in high school again. I seemed to have morphed from this naïve sensitive guy into total dirt bag who sizes every chick up.

I don’t like this one bit. Someone said on the forums yesterday that sex isn’t a massive part of our life, so why does it hold so much importance within society? It may or may not have direct relevance to you, but sex is in everything, and unfortunately it’s not escaping my observations.

This sex crazed character I have become, I really need to put a leash on that baby. I know exactly why I have become that way, but I also have to say there are aspects of the new me that I would never trade.

I have simply become a lot more confident in life and its dealings.

I just wish I could turn of that little receptor that makes me want to shag any pretty little thing. I know as much as the next bloke that the pretty little things more often than not have nothing upstairs, but somehow that doesn’t stop me from wanting to bone them.

Writing about this crap is just making me think about it more.

When I had a girlfriend, I never thought about sex… when I don’t have a girlfriend it's all I freaken think about.

Damn Raging Hormones.
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Reply #1 Top
Let see now, Sex=Male + Female. (This equation is valid in most countries). If we removed Female, you think we could be free from Sex. Or is Sex really a bad thing ? And if we removed this equation all together, would this world or society for that matter, would be better off. Try extinct.

Sex is good. Sex is fun. In fact just about anything which moved in this planet, performs sex in one way or another. I mean, what else other than sex, for procreation purpose, its fun to keep on doing it. And still just as good, to keep on doing it while she's pregnant,until before 2 or 3 months before delivery.

Sex is good. Its healthy. Just don't do it for the wrong reason. Or with the wrong side.
Reply #2 Top
In times of very heavy tension, you can't go wrong with furious masturbation. Sorry. Just couldn't help myself.
Reply #3 Top
Hahaha... thanks for reminding me that sex is good Hans...

trust me.. i know...

Thats why i cant stop thinking about it!!!!

And Macky... no female will ever be able to replace Mrs Palmer.

BAM!!!
Reply #4 Top
I sort of replied to your posting on my blog, have a read if you want, a slightly different perspective :) I only wish Miss Palmer were a virgin.
Reply #5 Top
i find funny that you don't think about sex when you are in a relationship, I was thinking that the hunger came with eating...
On another hand, nothing to eat turn you really hungry.
On both case, we need sex (a lot...)


Reply #6 Top
Wow, i thought my porn post was messed up, you're really messed up in the head, dude.
Reply #8 Top
Bearded and Bearded...

I suppose i am messed up. I really needed some Random of the internet to validate that.

Thanks for your time.

BAM!!!