Dont you just hate

it when

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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Reply #1 Top
or "In my honest opinion" mate if your opinion ain't honest in the first place whats the point ???

Reply #2 Top
I have one that I find ... well, I can't say I truly HATE it but I do find it irritating. Incidentally, is it uniquely Australian? I don't know. Anyway, here it is (drum roll, please) ...

'Do you have the right time on you, mate?'
(No, but I have any number of incorrect ones, you dingbat.)