GOING TO THE GRAVE MOBILITY CHALLENGED
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I had an old aunt who was mobility challenged and she lived next door to me and every day I would go and visit her to give her an all over body massage BUT NO SEXUAL PLEASURE BECAUSE INCEST IS SICK!!
About ten years ago she gave me fifteen dollars in cash and asked me to buy her a Muslim gigolo from the Palestinian slums for a night of hot passionate sex but I found one that had so obviously had a tough life so I took him back to my house and looked after him. I was so dedicated to looking after him that I forgot my aunt was waiting for him on her special mobility challenged bed. Aunty would never forgive me for supposedly taking away the only pleasure in her life and we never spoke again.
Well today she got me back for that gigolo misunderstanding. The executor of her will knocked on my door this morning and gave me my inheritance. It was a used vibrator!!!!!!!!!! I can only assume it had been inserted in her vagina!!!!
I am not bitter about this at all. I found it quite amusing but it just goes to show that you PEOPLE HOLD GRUDGES WHICH IS TOTALLY SICK!!
THAT’S LIFE!!
About ten years ago she gave me fifteen dollars in cash and asked me to buy her a Muslim gigolo from the Palestinian slums for a night of hot passionate sex but I found one that had so obviously had a tough life so I took him back to my house and looked after him. I was so dedicated to looking after him that I forgot my aunt was waiting for him on her special mobility challenged bed. Aunty would never forgive me for supposedly taking away the only pleasure in her life and we never spoke again.
Well today she got me back for that gigolo misunderstanding. The executor of her will knocked on my door this morning and gave me my inheritance. It was a used vibrator!!!!!!!!!! I can only assume it had been inserted in her vagina!!!!
I am not bitter about this at all. I found it quite amusing but it just goes to show that you PEOPLE HOLD GRUDGES WHICH IS TOTALLY SICK!!
THAT’S LIFE!!