DREAMS MAKE ME SICK!!!

I'm scared...

from JoeUser Forums
Just lately I have been dream.

I keep dreaming about my past, particularly the time when I marched with Martin Luther King in 1963. They were wonderful times and I have some of my best sexual experiences during those times.

Last night I woke up sweating after having the worst dream EVER!!! SICK!!!! I dreamt that Martin Luther King ran into my bedroom dressed in sexy Underwear asking me to make love to him on the downstairs coffee table. I love Martin Luther King but I'm worried about making love to one of the greatest civil rights leaders in my dreams. I feel ashamed, not in a homophobic way but in a way which might be homophobia.

AM I A HOMOPHOBIC GAY?

WHAT DO I DO?

WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE?

ANY ADVICE GUYS?!!!

With love,

J 4 J xxx
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, no, you're just taking your encounter with the studly Palestinian youth and your passion for civil rights (as embodied by Dr. King) regarding those poor oppressed Palestinians and getting them all mixed together.

I suggest you don't look at any pictures of Ghandi in that diaper of his till this passes -- just in case.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ghandi was one cool dude quite sexy in a Grandpa sort of way. Anyone that stands up to british imperial is OK in my book
Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
You know, lots of things make you sick...maybe you should get some pills for that or something....or lay off of spicy food.

~Zoo
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
"lots of things make you sick"

Because there is so much EVIL in the world!!! SICK!!!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think that perhaps deep down inside, your longing for cock and the fear of finally admitting your possible gayness fuels these horrible dreams. Don't let it worry you, darling, just because you want to play turd-burglar now and then doesnt make you a full fledged swish, just slightly swishy at times.

Just relax and go with it......let yourself feel the love you obviously have for strong black men...stop denying it....ahhhh....doesnt that feel better now?
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I am a what? Speak English, this improper language is not admirable.

Perhaps you should look past the obvious you peasant.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
This new comedy bit with the whole Justice for Jews character really cracks me up. This is comedy gold, so keep it coming.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
would have just gave her the $15 again out of his own pocket, after all, it's just a few sheckles to restore good will with the old bat in order to remain in her good graces until she kicked the bucket.


It would seem the obvious thing to do, wouldn't it? Or maybe mailed a second check, certified and requiring the thieving lying so-and-so's signature, saying "My aunt tells me you never received the first. I am so sorry to hear this. Please accept this with my ongoing sorrows that the first went astray."

Either way, $15 seems a small price for family harmony (and a large inheritance).


It seems I must add a "disclaimer for the dense" to the above statement.


By "dense" do you mean the kind of person who would decry being abused and disrespected but go out of his way to gleefully soak up every word of it, like a diva reading her reviews?