Bathroom Steam-Powered Utensils

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from JoeUser Forums
10-in-1 functions: Bidet / Hotwater Bottle / Callous Fryer / Enema Tool/ Blackhead Remover/Botox Substitute/3 Other Intuitive but Cryptic Uses. Neighborhood size capacity. Steam-driven shaker rods relieve tension, dispel stress. . Dispenses  55% more colonic solution and yet loses 20~30% less  than other tools.. Non-stick coating for easy removal. Transparent pouch can be used as knapsack or school book bag.. With heat-exchanger and illuminated pressure guages.  Built-in vacuum pump and lapgrinder. 5000 BTU @ 1110psi (GS plug only)
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
manual bump feature optional
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Spam Remover


not too late to add another feature altho i figured the enema stuff would be sufficient.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
im sure fred harteiss can help us find some spam insurance too.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
  I just about spit coffee while reading this........
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
this gace me an early morning smile, thank you oh king of all bees
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
I would wonder where you would use one........
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I just about spit coffee while reading this........


then it was all worth while!

this gace me an early morning smile, thank you oh king of all bees


ditto (altho i have no subjects...hahaha only predicates and objects)

I would wonder where you would use one........


i guess you hadda see the four or five 'electric kitchen appliances' posts from some spammer for this to make any sense. it is worth noting, however, the first vibrator was huge and steam-powered.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

i guess you hadda see the four or five 'electric kitchen appliances' posts from some spammer for this to make any sense. it is worth noting, however, the first vibrator was huge and steam-powered.

I saw, but did not read it.  So I understand where the idea came from.  But since I dont drink coffee, I could not spit it out like Tex did.  As for that last tidbit of information, I could have done without that bit of information!:-O

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top

like Tex did.

Hey!  I've never even been to Texas!

Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hey! I've never even been to Texas!

Oops! {he says while removing foot from mouth}

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I count 9 functions.
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
the first vibrator was huge and steam-powered.


Hey! I was taught it was wind powered. Windmill --> Pulleys --> Crankshaft --> Cranked Shaft.

Damn modern textbooks.


And of course there was that veiled reference made by Chaucer to a miller's wife and a water wheel. But owing to the rarity of available materials that model was never practical.



(Yes, I occasionally work bluer than a manned group in Vegas.)