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Ok, So You're a Satanist?

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Ok, So You're a Satanist?

Maybe so...?

from JoeUser Forums

Via my wife the Quiz Queen... In truth it was a toss up decided by a tie breaker question that landed me as a Satanist rather than an Atheist or Agnostic. If you asked me how *I* would characterize myself I would say Agnostic...

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

atheism
100%

Satanism
100%

agnosticism
92%

Islam
67%

Buddhism
63%

Paganism
58%

Judaism
33%

Christianity
17%

Hinduism
8%

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Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top

It does make me worry more about my friend Greywar

I find it impossible to beleive that you could worry more about anything... there must be a theoretical limit or something right?  

Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
I find it impossible to beleive that you could worry more about anything...


Sadly, part of it is that I haven't been worried much about you at all; it's the unfortunate adage "Out of sight, out of mind." I can be a bit selfish like that, how you being away doesn't impact me at all, so I don't worry about it. My stress/worries usually come from my very immediate surroundings.
Still, I do worry about you (and the other deployed soldiers), and use thoughts of y'all to remind me to get my ass in gear at work, occasionally. And you do come up in conversation every few days or so. I think the last one was a discussion Egregious and I had about you being "untouchable"... (Interpret that however you'd like. )
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Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top

Interpret that however you'd like.

I prefer to interperet it as a reflection of my safety from your homoerotic advances

Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.

Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism

88%

agnosticism

83%

Satanism

75%

Paganism

54%

Buddhism

38%

Islam

29%

Christianity

25%

Hinduism

17%

Judaism

17%

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Atheism is new to me...but it has been good to me thus far (ha, I lived in an insane amount of guilt until recently, and it feels so good to be free of it...I never felt good enough...I never felt god...even though by all rights I am a "good" person...now I feel so free and uplifted).
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
You scored as Hinduism. Your views are most similar to those of... This is crap! I fall more under the pagan category than anything else! Hindu... Yeah... RIIIIIght

Hinduism

71%

Paganism

67%

Buddhism

58%

Islam

54%

Satanism

54%

atheism

46%

agnosticism

46%

Christianity

42%

Judaism

38%

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It was fun though, don't get me wrong!
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
that was a little surprising for me...


Well it would have been what I would have guessed for you actually...
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wow, I just realised that I got 25% for Judaism and I am in fact a 1/4 jewish (my maternal grandfather was jewish)...see the test is accurate after all!
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
I scored as Hinduism (75%), which didn't surprise me, though like Toblerone, I make up my own rules as I go along and actuially know very little about Hinduism.

But what did interest me was I'm 71% Islamic, and I'm equally a Pagan. I'm also surprised that I'm only 58% Buddhist. Quite frankly I don't much like the idea of Hinduism's hierarchical structure, but I haven't heard a thing yet about Buddhism that I don't like. But tests that try to quantify us like this are rather silly unless you actually are someone who aligns with a specific religion and are comfortable in that, in which case, you don't need the test!
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism75% Buddhism71% Paganism71% Islam63% Hinduism58%atheism54% Satanism54% Judaism33% Christianity29%
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Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
I scored as Christianity. No shocker there... LOL.
Reply #37 from JoeUser Forums Top
You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

75%

atheism

71%

Buddhism

63%

Judaism

54%

Paganism

54%

Satanism

54%

Islam

50%

Christianity

21%

Hinduism

13%

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I think I'm reading the questions too closely -- number 1 and 2 should be reversed I would think. Don't disagree with the rest of the order or percentages ...