Space Sharks are becoming an endangered species

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Help protect the Space Sharks of the metaverse now.
These remarkable creatures are the only living creature capable of living within space itself. Help protect these marvels of evolution (or genetic engeneering, we don't know yet!!!) with a small donation to help preserve them for future generations.

All proceeds will go towards sensor drones to monitor them and lure them towards nutrient rich Yor and Drengin trade convoys.

RSPUSS (royal society for the protection of ugly space sharks)
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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
I The Renegade Vicepresident of RSPUSS second this motion, it is time to stop the illegal hunt and extermination of the Space Sharks.

355 billions of BC need to be donated to make this project possible, 90% is going to be dedicated to salaries and other small projects and 10% to the development of the drones. ;)
Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
Shouln't that be 355 trillion credits renagrade. Obviously only my salary is going to need that kind of money.
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
Mmmmmmm, Space Shark Stew, mmmmmmmmmmm, making me thirsty...
Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
355 billions is just the down payment to start the mission, the 355 trillion will come from donations received by the RSPUSS from special donors from the IRS and other areas of the galaxy. LOL LOL LOL
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top
the 355 trillion will come from donations received by the RSPUSS from special donors from the IRS
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A tax on all people who destroy/conquer more than 30 galaxies a month? (That should get most of the guardians!)

~SDC~
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
lure them towards nutrient rich Yor and Drengin trade convoys
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What a fine and noble idea - except that we Guardians will have already destroyed any Yor we find. ;)

A tax on all people who destroy/conquer more than 30 galaxies a month?
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Now that is just vindictive Alex. :D Envy is a horrible thing you know. LOL
Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
Well, I've got many Space Sharks to give you. They are so annoying, especially early in the game. They eat your survey ship, destroy your first starbases, then finishing lunch with the planetary defenses...
So there are 10 Space Sharks for sale, I'm sure a Space Shark worth that 350 trillion credits... ;)
Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top
A tax on all people who destroy/conquer more than 30 galaxies a month? (That should get most of the guardians!)
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And 30 galaxies per month? Well, a huge galaxy contains hundreds of starsystems, so there are thousands of planets. If only 10 Billion people live on each, its 10 000 000 000 000 people per month
Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top
If only 10 Billion people live on each, its 10 000 000 000 000 people per month
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Aliens aren't people, they're legitimate targets. Especially the walking toasters. ;)
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
Actually I would rather give a reward to any/all who turn in their carcasses until the species is extinct! A very annoying feature that SHOULDN'T live on in Galciv 2.

And nothing drives me crazier than the AI exploring the Green Rock! Come on people have you been paying attention! Nothing good ever comes from the Green Rock! THE GREEN ROCK IS BAD, BAD BAD BAD!!!
Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top
I believe a mod in the library allows you to search anomolies and they can be very rewarding or else space sharks. I suppose using this will increase the appearance of these critters.
Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top
Are you disrespecting this toaster?
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If you know any Guardians, you'll know for sure that "disrespect" is not very high on our list of "things to do to a Yor". LOL LOL LOL
Reply #17 from Stardock Forums Top
I apologise for the reference to Yor and Drengin convoys.

I forgot that the Yor are cowering in the far corner of the metaverse to avoid the irrational predudice that they are shown by the dispicable guardians.

As for the Drengin not much has been heard of from them since Free Tibet and Wombat decided they needed new drengin-skin boots and nuked every known Drengin planet. (forgetting that vaporised Drengin don't make good boots)

What alien race is worthy to provide nutrition for the space sharks of the galaxy now the Drengin and Yor can't?
Guardians and G.R.O.S.S are not allowed to submit requests beacause they are possessed of irrational xenophobic hatreds. (and I don't like them!!!!)
Reply #22 from Stardock Forums Top
Anyone in favor of the new races bieng turned into space shark buffet.
Reply #23 from Stardock Forums Top
What exactly do you do?
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You really wouldn't want to know - it's not pretty! :D

Stop by on Raven's Claw and I'm sure one of us would be happy to describe in full detail (with a free demonstration included) how we deal with the Yor. ;)

Guardians and G.R.O.S.S are not allowed to submit requests beacause they are possessed of irrational xenophobic hatreds. (and I don't like them!!!!)
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Now that is just sooooooooo unfair. :) I must table a motion in the Guardian Conclave to get goblins and cookies added to our list of irrational xenophobic hatreds. ;p
Reply #24 from Stardock Forums Top
Guardians and GROSS are allowed, however to submit requests for any of the new races to become space shark fodder, as irrational xenophobic hatred is much in demand when dealing with newbies to the galactic scene. ;)
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