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What Did The Horse Say...
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Heard any good jokes lately? This ones worth re-telling, though only certain of us will get it. It's an American joke. It's adult in nature. My thirteen year old daughter told it to me but I don't think she got it' It struck her funny and she shared it with me. I've repeated it a number of times, and it is funny. Alright, I'll tell you the joke already.
What did the old horse say when it fell on the barn's floor?
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up.
Ha ha ha ha ha. I told you it was funny.
I think we all could use a little more laughter in our lives. This life, this world, oh Lord. It aint funny. I don't feel like I've been asleep for most of my life, but lately it seems the world has become a whole lot more gruesome. Not only gruesome in it's actions, but in it's attitudes as well. The dark side of life is gaining in popularity in my neighborhood, and my selectman will not do anything about it! My mother, a tough world war two babe, is taking a pistol to bed each night, and urges me to do the same.
"Son, I can't protect you for the rest of your life. I'm in my eighties and things have changed." she warns me now upon our meeting. "Carry a 'piece', lad. And pray to Jesus."
This is my mom, folks. I've always been a good son. Should I get a gun?
Ha ha ha ha...It's a joke...! I'm kiddin' ya. It's a joke. Life still is beautiful! Stand up to the darkness. This is your time to shine brightly, 'lights of the world'. Joni Mitchell's comin' over for tea..with her guitar! Weird Al's comin' out with a 'new sound'. And what about all the good Arab terrorists do? No one ever talks about that. (hey, I just read them, folks, I don't write them)
One more joke and that's it. It's a racist joke. Well maybe not. It 's from the sixties, and it was funny then in a good way. I think the first time I heard it (first and last time) it was funny in a good way but that was so long ago and things are so different nowadays. Listen to it.
Two guys (white guys, I suppose) go to a Ray Charles concert. Ray is led out across the stage as usual, smiling and waving to the unseen, applauding crowd, and is seated at his piano.
"Man, he looks so happy and cool and all, doesn't he? yells one of the guys to the other over the loud applause."
"You got that right, man" replies his buddy.
"Doesn't he know he's black?"
silence....then, slowly and softly the laughter starts. Laughter fills the J.U. blogoshere. It is still a good joke! I knew it! Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh Ray knew he was black alright. A black American.
Well, gotta 'hit the road, Jack'. Goodnight. God bless. Don't worry.....be happy.
What did the old horse say when it fell on the barn's floor?
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up.
Ha ha ha ha ha. I told you it was funny.
I think we all could use a little more laughter in our lives. This life, this world, oh Lord. It aint funny. I don't feel like I've been asleep for most of my life, but lately it seems the world has become a whole lot more gruesome. Not only gruesome in it's actions, but in it's attitudes as well. The dark side of life is gaining in popularity in my neighborhood, and my selectman will not do anything about it! My mother, a tough world war two babe, is taking a pistol to bed each night, and urges me to do the same.
"Son, I can't protect you for the rest of your life. I'm in my eighties and things have changed." she warns me now upon our meeting. "Carry a 'piece', lad. And pray to Jesus."
This is my mom, folks. I've always been a good son. Should I get a gun?
Ha ha ha ha...It's a joke...! I'm kiddin' ya. It's a joke. Life still is beautiful! Stand up to the darkness. This is your time to shine brightly, 'lights of the world'. Joni Mitchell's comin' over for tea..with her guitar! Weird Al's comin' out with a 'new sound'. And what about all the good Arab terrorists do? No one ever talks about that. (hey, I just read them, folks, I don't write them)
One more joke and that's it. It's a racist joke. Well maybe not. It 's from the sixties, and it was funny then in a good way. I think the first time I heard it (first and last time) it was funny in a good way but that was so long ago and things are so different nowadays. Listen to it.
Two guys (white guys, I suppose) go to a Ray Charles concert. Ray is led out across the stage as usual, smiling and waving to the unseen, applauding crowd, and is seated at his piano.
"Man, he looks so happy and cool and all, doesn't he? yells one of the guys to the other over the loud applause."
"You got that right, man" replies his buddy.
"Doesn't he know he's black?"
silence....then, slowly and softly the laughter starts. Laughter fills the J.U. blogoshere. It is still a good joke! I knew it! Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh Ray knew he was black alright. A black American.
Well, gotta 'hit the road, Jack'. Goodnight. God bless. Don't worry.....be happy.
